Our Friends
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Today is balance sharing day,
So send me maximum balance & give
The
Proof of ur friendship
With me
Happy balance day.. ->
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Read this slowly lifeisnowhere
What did u read?
Life is no where!!
Or
Life is now here!!
Just beautiful line to say,
life depends on the way we look it
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I know u think u broke my heart
But i knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
So look here i play the jokes on u!
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God created gud heart: i got it
He created gud brain: i got it
He created gud face: i got it
He crated gud frnd:
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:sir, skeleton is a person
Who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Medical shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah wah!
Don't expect too much of christmas day.
You can't crowd into it any arrears of
Unselfishness and kindliness that
May have accrued during the past twelve months.
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Don't forget me,
Forget me never,
When u forget me,
Then forget me for ever.
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My friendship means
A little heart that
Neva hates
A cute smile that
Neva fades
A smooth touch that
Neva shakes
&
A strong relation that
Never breaks
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It is a
S imple
M ind touching
I nteractive
L ong lasting
E ffect which wins the hearts..
Yes..its your sweet smile
So keep smiling always, good morning!
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Major rohail:
Dude eggs are extra salty today…
Tooo much salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
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One day santa had a dream dat sum1 killed him!
Next day he closed his icici account..
?
?
?
Coz icici says, "we make ur dreams cum true.." ;)
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Difference between husband & gadha.
Ans:husband gadha ban sakta hai,
But
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Girls are like internet domain names...
The ones i like are already taken.
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Q. What do ethiopians and yoko ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead beatles.
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Frindship opens many doors each with a different
View but none could be more beautiful view
Than the door that leads to u
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