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"a marriage is successfull
When it wud be
Between
A blind wife
&
A deaf husband...." ;->
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service .
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Life is a paradox
Whatever u want,
U don't get
Whatever u get,
U don't enjoy
Whatever u enjoy,
Is not permanent
Whatever is permanent,
Is boring …!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
I ask allah 2 make u happy,
Make u smile,
Guide u safely,
Though every mile,
Grant u wealth,
Give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
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What you are is what you have been,
And what you will be is what you do now.
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The smallest word
Is i
The sweetest word
Is love
And
The dearest person
In the world
Is you
That's why
I love you
~ Funny SMS Text Message
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
Aap nay in main shadi ke liyeâ kya dekha?
Girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inkeâ din kam.
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Dress code for feb-14:
Green-leave me alone
Red-going 2 propose
Pink-accepted proposal
Black-rejected proposal
White-already booked
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Its d month of
Kisses,surprises,
Proposals n dates,
Chocolates n gifts,
Hugs n luvsongs
It's feb..
Wishng u a love filled
Valentine month..!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Like the colour of silver,
In the night sky,
The new moon rises,
The holy month has past,
The fasting is over,
Tomorrow is the great feast of eid-ul-fitr.
We will eat spicy chicken,
And mouthwatering pakoras,
I'll call my neighbours,
And friends on the street,
May the peace of allah,
And joy of eid,
Be with everyone.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
U r…
A b c d e f g h i j k l
A=aachhe
B=briliant
C=cool
D=dashing
E=emotional
F=fantastic
G=great
H=hot
I=intelligent
&
Jkl=joke kaisa laga.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Shakespear said don't worry!
Because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don't u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy
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For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy new year 2009
~ Funny SMS Text Message