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Why are there so many smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye deer. (sound like no idea)
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If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
Four men to build it?
No time at all it is already built.
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What should kabul get for its air defense system?
A refund.
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Why did the old house see the doctor?
Because it had window pains.
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How did the farmer mend his pants?
With cabbage patches!
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Commerce professor asks the student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: father in law
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a porsche?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Why does alan pardew keep visiting argos?
Because that's the only way he can pick up any premier points!
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What the difference between complete and finish,
When u marry a right person you will become a complete person,
And when u marry a wrong person it means u r finished
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What is a double-blind study?
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
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Why is an empty room like a room full of married people?
There isn?t a single person in it.
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.
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