Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
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How do you make an idiot laugh on saturday?
Tell him a joke on wednesday.
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's chery tree,
Bt also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn't punish him ?
1 student: bcoz George still had da axe in is hand.
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What's the difference between a kiss, a car & a monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is u dear!
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Can you cry under water?
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What is the speed of darkness?
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Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
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Why is the river rich?
It has two banks!
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Who is the poorest person in West Virginia?
The tooth fairy
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