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Wat r the 2 reasons y men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
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What do you call a girl who is cute,hot, intelligent, understanding, sweet,
Caring not possessive,never jealousand a great cook.?
A rumour.!
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What four animals does a woman like to have in her house.?
A tiger in beda mink in her closeta
Jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all
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What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is pop corn?
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How can you tell who is ronald mcdonald on a nude beach?
He has sesame seed buns.
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What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face
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If a baby is born in africa...
Wh8 will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
Why u waste this much time !
How will a new born baby have teeth.?
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What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
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How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
3 - one to argue for the rights of the old lightbulb,
One to argue for the rights of the new lightbulb, and
One to argue for the rights of the light socket
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