What kind of key opens the door on thanksgiving?
A turkey!
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Why is it possible to see through preachers?
They are holy.
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Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
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Do fish ever get thirsty?
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What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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Where do cows go to have fun?
To the mooovies!
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What did the hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!
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How does a molded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
Jell-o!
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