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Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
If you aim it well enough.
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Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
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Did you hear about the new "divorced" barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
It comes with all of ken's stuff.
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What is the difference b/w secretary & personal secretary?
Secretary says good morning sir
& personal secretary says its morning sir
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
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Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
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Since he lost his hair, why is mr. Timothy more like an american city?
Because he is ?bald tim more?!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
Bob
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When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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Why are mountain climbers curious?
They always want to take another peak.
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Why wouldn?t the energizer bunny come out of the bathroom?
Because he kept goin? And goin? And goin?!
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Can a kangaroo jump
Higher than a effiel tower?
Yes bcoz d effiel tower
Cannot jump
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn''t matter... He won''t come to you anyway!
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What does star trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle uranus looking for black holes.
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