Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo pari hai ya pariyon ki rani.
Uski har baat hai nirali per kya karo,
Yaron wo larki kisi aur ne pata li.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aey load shaiding karne waloon,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jaise jaise barhay ga andhera,
Waisay waisay badhay gi aabadi....
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina sms dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna darawna khuwab?
Baap re baap
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
Ghoongat me sharma k boli bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
Main ne kaha chup raho baji hamara tumhara nikah ho raha hai..:-)
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil diya tha mohabbt ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use biryani samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger b na chora zalim ne,
Wo b pi gaya limon pani samajh kar.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil bana to deewane bane
Sharab bani to mekhane bane
Kuch to baat hai ap mein bhi
Yoonhi to nahi pagal khane bane
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Deta nhi hy muft ksi ko wo mashwra
Mohtaat ho k us se zara baat kejiay
Wo doctor hy ghar me bhi kuch guftgo k baad
Bivi se keh raha hy meri fees deji
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aap ki zindgi my koi gham na ho,
Aap ki aankh kabhi nam na ho,
Mari dua hy aap ko mily ek chand c dullhan,
Jis ki umar 55 se kam na ho
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Chand lamho ki zindagi hai
Chand lamho ki zindagi hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
Aaj bas mood me tha to sms kar diya,
Par roz intezar me palke mat bichana
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
Varna itne sms hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dar dar phirte hain gham-e-ishq k maare,
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Dar dar phirte hain gham-e-ishq k maare,
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Laado k lashkaare, jag mag kapre saare .. !!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message