Pagal hain wo log jo pyar me larkiyon ko miss karte hein.
Miss karna hai to un machron ko karo jo jan hatheli pe rakh k larkiyon k gaal pe kiss karte he
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya
Hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

A dost tare dosti bri piari ha
Par is dunia ne tare qadar nahin jani ha
Hr ik ne tujy gadha samaj kr lat mari ha
Pechay mur ab mari bari ha.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Rail ke dibbe mein ye qissaa huaa
Ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa
Maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
Us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot
Thak ke aakhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
Bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii
Das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
Til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii
Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
Aap is bachche ko rone diijiiye!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kabi kabi dil chahta hy k kuch aisa hojae:-
Paperz hon mgar result na aye,
Classz hon mgar teacherz na ayen,
Bus me bethain colg na aye,
Picnic pr jaye mgar wapis na aye,
Gadi chalaen mgar petrol na dalwaen,
Kabi kabi parhain mgar pass hojayen,
Haftay me char 4 din hon takay itwar jaldi jaldi aye!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
Zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
Muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Mohabbat aik bar ho jaeey to
Bhola pan hai
Dosri bar ho jaye to
Apnapan hai
Tesri bar ho jaye to
Diwana pan hai
Yeh jo bar bar ho jaye to
Kamina pan hai.......
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabbat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Tum paas aae,
Yun muskurae,
Apne 32 dant,
Mjhko dikhae,
Yeh dekh k mera
Dil,
Phoot phoot k rota hai,
Yar tumse tou ek brush bhi,
Theek se nahi
Hota he!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

2 liter me cheen puhanch gai meri taxi. . .
2 litr me cheen puhanch gai meri taxi. . .
Na aye yaqeen to laga lo 1.5 litr ki pepsi. .;->
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki koshish ki hai
Ke har ama ne mujhe apni beti ka haath dene ki saazish ki hai
Kehte hain ke agar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho
To puri kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai
Hamare larke larki ke chakkar mein bhi filmo ki tarha end mein sab [...]
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Tumse mila main kal to,
Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
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~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Pather ki deewaar na tori
Pyar bhara dil tor dia
Ek rupee ki khatir
Tumne sms karna chor dia
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
Humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message