Our Friends
Friends Teasing SMS
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I have lost my teddy bear…….
Do u want to sleep with me tonight?
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
Your face is like ufone..it’s all about u
Your voice is like jazz.. Aur sunao..
Your friendship is like telenor..ab chaho kuch barh k
Your love is like paktel.. Q k dil to aik hai.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
Happy birthday , enjoy new year,
Happy easter, good luck on valentines,
Spooky halloween & merry christmas
Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
Good morning…have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) pray, so that u may live…
2) take a bath-so that others may live too.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
For pepsi shahrukh
For coke aamir
For mirinda vivek
For fanta rani
& for thums up akshay
Don't worry
For bante wala soda you
Cheers !!!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
Have a horrible day, without water in ur bathroom,
While soap in ur eyes
Oh!Sorry, dis msg is not 4 u
Its only 4 those who take bath everyday
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 sec. Open ur eyes. Now u will realise that…
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U had wasted 10 seconds…
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
Hey friend remember that
Without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
So the world needs you after all!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
System of love jan-rose,feb-propose,mar-gift,apri-lift,may-chating,june-dating,july-miss u,aug-meet u,sep-anger,oct-danger,nov-left,dec-next…..
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
U r a donkey,
D:decent
O:outclass
N:nice
K:kind
E:excellent
Y:young
So tell me r u a donkey or not my friend…
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
She is basanti
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She will not dance.coz basanti bandar ke samne nahi nachti….
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
U r 100% beautiful,
U r 100% lovely,
U r 100% sweet,
U r 100% nice, and
U r 100% stupid to believe these words.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
Only the open heart receives
love
Only the open mind receives
wisdom
Only the open hand receives
gifts
And…
Only the cute ones receive
messages from me!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message
If u sneeze once, think i'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, think i want to meet u. If u sneeze thrice, think i'm missing you. 4th time, fool take a tablet !
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message