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I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you are the bus.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!
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A rather wide woman (read fat), is crossing the street, and all of sudden a car which was driven by a blonde hit her. The fat woman screamed : Are ya crazy, you fool, you could've drove around! And the blonde goes: I am sorry, lady, I didn't have enough gas!
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
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The rather broad lady showed up at the
Theatre just before the performance started and
Handed the usher two tickets.
Usher: Where's the other party?
Lady: Well you see one seat is a little small for me and
Rather uncomfortable so I bought two.
But they're both really for me.
Usher: Okay with me, lady( the usher replied, scratchinghis head.)
There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three.
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