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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
And says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"
The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?"
"We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty
Late, and the tide wants to come in!"
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

You are so fat you jump in the air and get stuck.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

Seriously though, Judy isnít fat, she insists sheís just 4 feed too short.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message

Fat girl: Doctor, I beg of you,
Please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight.
My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present,
And I canít get into it.
Doctor: Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription.
Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.
Lady: Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.
~ Fat People Jokes SMS Text Message


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