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Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

What did computer think wen u sit infront of it?
It think:
INTEL INSIDE,
IDIOT OUTSIDE....:-)
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Wht's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
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A. The spacebar!
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Windows95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

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