Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies. - Linus Torvalds
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Desktop.
Customer: Ok.
Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Thank you for your e-mail. This Internet of yours is a wonderful invention. -- (email to Al Gore, mocking his famous Internet invention claim, quoted in Newsweek, Mar 2000)
~ Computer SMS Text Message

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything and they don't drink all your beer.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

The box said 'Required Windows 95 or better'. So, I installed LINUX.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

There's always one more bug.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

To err is human... To really foul up requires the root password.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Two Beggers meet. .
Two Software Engineers meet. .
Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
Guess What???
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So? Which Platform are you Working on.!
~ Computer SMS Text Message