If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Answer: None, roosters can't lay eggs!
The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Answer: Footsteps.
The music stopped. The woman dies. Why
Answer: The woman is a blindfolded tightrope walker at a circus. The music ended a little early and she knew that she reached the ends so she lost balance and fell to her death.
What runs but doesn't have any legs?
Answer: My watch.
A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birth day today how did that happen
Answer: 1955 is not the year he was born it was the hospital room he was born in
A train conducter only lets on people who bring the right item. Mr Tompson the first man brings pepper but not salt. The second man brings an apple but not an orange. What will you bring?
Answer: supper but not lunch. Everything has double P.
You are standing by a river with a 5-gallon jug and a 3-gallon jug but you need exactly 4 gallons of water. Using only the 2 jugs you have how can you measure out 4 gallons?
Answer: fill the 5 gallon jug- pour 3 gallon into the 3 gallon jug- leaving 2 gallon in the 5 gallon jug - throw out the 3 gallons from the 3 gallon jug - pour the 2 gallon from the 5 gallon jug into the 3 gallon jug- fill up the 5 gallon jug - top up the 3 gallon jug with 1 gallon from the 5 gallon jug - leaving 4 gallons in the 5 gallon jug.
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.
Answer: A splinter.
As a whole I am both safe and secure. Behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?
Answer: A Stable.
I begin with T, Have T in the middle, And end in T. What am I?
Answer: A Teapot!
What walks on four legs then walks on two legs then walks on one leg?
Answer: a person growing older. (4 legs baby crawling, 2 legs standing, 3 legs old person with walking cane)
I have no eyes no legs or ears and I help move the earth. What am I?
Answer: A worm.
Funny Riddles
