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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I

what is greater than God, what is eviler than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, if you eat it you die

What is in the middle of Paris?

A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 50 years her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?

A man applied for a job in an office. When he arrived at the busy noisy office he was told by an attendant to fill out a form and then wait until he was called. He finished filling out the form and then waited with four other men who had arrived earlier. A few minutes later he was called to the inner office and was given the job. The other candidates were angry but the manager gave them a good reason why the man had been given the job. What was the reason?

I am mother and father but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still but I never wander. What am I?

What is black and white and red all over?

Grandma has an old-fashioned refrigerator with a very small freezer compartment which can hold up to seven ice cube trays stacked, but there are no shelves to separate the trays. You have fifteen trays each of which can make a dozen cubes but if you stand one tray on top of another before it's frozen it will sink into the lower tray and you won't get full cubes from the lower tray. Without using anything but water and the ice cube trays what is the fastest way to make full ice cubes in seven trays?

What starts with 'P' ends with 'E' and has many letters?

A hole leading in a hole leading out we connect to a cavern that is slimey all throughout. What are we?

It is the beginning of eternity the end of time and space the beginning of the end and the end of every space.What is it?

What do you sit in, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

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