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A grandfather, a father, and a son go fishing. Each get one fish but there is only one fish how is this?

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

There were 2 legs sitting on 3 legs eating 1 leg. Up comes 4 legs knocks down 3 legs and 2 legs. Up jumps 2 legs knocks down 4 legs and runs away with 3 legs and 1 leg. How many legs are left? Explain.

Two cars were involved in an accident in the center of town. The man who was driving a little green car had overtaken a big black car. The driver had misjudged the distance between him and the on-coming traffic and had to swerve back in causing the black car to swerve and crash into a shop window. When the occupants of the cars were examined everyone in the green car was okay but in the black car was one dead man. However the driver of the green car was not charged with manslaughter why was this so?

A farmer in California own a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

2 dads and 2 sons go fishing they each catch a fish but there were 3 fish caught. How is that?

My head and tail both equal are. My middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel is quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off, the matter's true though passing strange. Directly I to nothing change. What Am I?

What Breaks when you call it's name ?

A beggar's brother died but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?

I can be any color you can imagine. You see me in everyday life. I have been around for many many years. Look around you can probably see some of me right now. What am I?

What can go up a chimney down but never down a chimney up

it goes up when rain comes down


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