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After shooting practice yesterday, I had to drive up the M27 and collect four balls! (Quote by - Harry Redknapp)

On playing with his private parts: "We do it without thinking about it. I was caught doing it yesterday. That was embarrassing." (Quote by - Christian Ingebrigtsen)

O God! Put back Thy universe and give me yesterday. (Quote by - Henry Arthur Jones)

What they say about footballers being ignorant is rubbish. I spoke to a couple yesterday and they are quite intelligent. (Quote by - Raquel Welch)

We are now at a point where we must educate our children in what no one knew yesterday, and prepare our schools for what no one knows yet. (Quote by - Margaret Mead)

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today the fire shines brightly. (Quote by - Eskimo Proverb)

People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad, so maybe the next day I'll have a soup and be good. (Quote by - Peaches Geldof)

A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow. There's nothing tangible of yesterday. All I can say I've done is agitate the air ten or fifteen minutes and then boom - it's gone. (Quote by - Ed Murrow)

Today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well therefore to this day. (Quote by - Francis Gray)

Yesterday at The Oval had to be the most thrilling moment of my life... perhaps after the birth of my children. (Quote by - Gladstone Small)

The idol of today pushes the hero of yesterday out of our recollection, and will, in turn, be supplanted by his successor of tomorrow. (Quote by - Washington Irving)

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. (Quote by - Tommy Cooper)

We spoke yesterday so for me that is enough. If he understands me now, life will be easy for him, if he still doesn't understand me, then he must have another IQ test. (Quote by - Jose Mourinho)

It's seven years today, my anniversary, and it was my birthday yesterday - it's been a great weekend for me. I better be careful with the missus otherwise I will probably put her in the club! (Quote by - Neil Warnock)

Everybody makes fun of me because of that, but yesterday I was a bit embarrassed. I was bouncing the ball, and then I had a bad bounce, and the ball went away, and everybody smiled. (Quote by - Novak Djokovic)

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain. (Quote by - Jon Stewart)

A fresh mind keeps the body fresh. Take in the ideas of the day, drain off those of yesterday. As to the morrow, time enough to consider it when it becomes today (Quote by - Edward Bulwer-Lytton)

Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.' (Quote by - Conan O'Brien)

If you realise you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. (Quote by - Olin Miller)

If you're still hanging onto a dead dream of yesterday, laying flowers on its grave by the hour, you cannot be planting the seeds for a new dream to grow today. (Quote by - Joyce Chapman)

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' (Quote by - Jay Leno)

Yesterday is but today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream. (Quote by - Kahlil Gibran)

Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein. (Quote by - Jay Leno)


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