In her first passion woman loves her lover; In all the others, all she loves is love. (Quote by - Lord Byron)

Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. (Quote by - Cornelia Otis Skinner)

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. (Quote by - Marcelene Cox)

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Man has his will, but woman has her way. (Quote by - Oliver Wendell Holmes)

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments. (Quote by - Art Buchwald)

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned. (Quote by - William Congreve)

You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. (Quote by - Erica Jong)

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women. (Quote by - J. K. Galbraith)

Oh, woman, perfect woman! what distraction Was meant to mankind when thou wast made a devil! What an inviting hell invented. (Quote by - Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher)

Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

But what is woman? Only one of nature's agreeable blunders. (Quote by - Abraham Cowley)

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. (Quote by - Charlotte Whitton)

Phidias made the statue of Venue at Elis with one foot upon the shell of a tortoise, to signify two great duties of a virtuous woman, which are to keep home and be silent. (Quote by - William de Britaine)

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. (Quote by - Billy Joel)

The only question left to be settled now is, are women persons? (Quote by - Susan B. Anthony)

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. (Quote by - Harold Robbins)

Offend her, and she knows not to forgive; Oblige her, and she'll hate you while you live. (Quote by - Alexander Pope)

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show. (Quote by - Kin Hubbard)

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive. (Quote by - Leslie M. Mclntyre)

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. (Quote by - Woodrow Wyatt)

Men say of women what pleases them! women do with men what pleases them. (Quote by - De Segur)

One is not born a woman, one becomes one. (Quote by - Simone de Beauvoir)

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. (Quote by - Helena Rubinstein)