You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

Oh, the gladness of their gladness when they're glad, And the sadness of their sadness when they're sad; But the gladness of their gladness, and the sadness of their sadness, Are as nothing to their badness when they're bad. (Quote by - Amos Bronson Alcott)

There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. (Quote by - Alfred Capus)

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. (Quote by - Charlotte Whitton)

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. (Quote by - Joseph Conrad)

An' I learned about women from 'er. (Quote by - Rudyard Kipling)

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. (Quote by - Nicole Hollander)

The weakness of their reasoning faculty also explains why women show more sympathy for the unfortunate than men;... and why, on the contrary, they are inferior to men as regards justice, and less honourable and conscientious. (Quote by - Schopenhauer)

Women are the cowards they are because they have been semi-slaves for so long. The number of women prepared to stand up for what they really think, feel, experience, with a man they are in love with is still very small. (Quote by - Doris Lessing)

The mirror is the conscience of women; they never do a thing without first consulting it. (Quote by - Morltz G. Saphlr)

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety; other women cloy the appetites they feed, but she makes hungry where most she satisfies. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

Not she with trait'rous kiss her Saviour stung, Not she denied Him with unholy tongue; She, while apostles shrank, could danger brave, Last at His cross, and earliest at His grave. (Quote by - Eaton Stannard Barrett)

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women merely adored. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

Women are always eagerly on the lookout for any emotion (Quote by - Stendhal)

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have (Quote by - Will Rogers)

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace. (Quote by - Marianne Williamson)

Then, my good girls, be more than women, wise: At least be more than I was; and be sure You credit anything the light gives life to Before a man. (Quote by - Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher)

No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother. (Quote by - Margaret Sanger)

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. (Quote by - Sam Slick)

God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. (Quote by - Mrs Patrick Campbell)

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman. But an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any force. (Quote by - Dorothy L. Sayers)

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man? (Quote by - Dame Edith Evans)

Woman is at once apple and serpent. (Quote by - Heinrich Heine)

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)