What is there in the vale of life Half so delightful as a wife, When friendship, love, and peace combine To stamp the marriage-bond divine? (Quote by - William Cowper)

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives. (Quote by - Jackie Kennedy)

I know we're meant to be these hard hearted, money obsessed professionals but we're still little boys at heart. Just ask our wives. (Quote by - Rob Lee)

Footballers wives are just as bad as benefit scroungers. These women have nannies, they don't cook or clean, and never do a days work. What kind of aspiration is that? (Quote by - Cheryl Tweedy)

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. (Quote by - David Letterman)

Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour onto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered. (Quote by - Bible)

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced (Quote by - Elinor Glyn)

John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset. (Quote by - Malcolm Allison)

He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

Were such the wife had fallen to my part, I'd break her spirit, or I'd break her heart. (Quote by - Robert Burns)

Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be. (Quote by - Mary Sarton)

A good wife and health is a mans best wealth. (Quote by - Proverb)

You know I met you, Kist you, and prest you close within my arms, With all the tenderness of wifely love. (Quote by - John Dryden)

Without thee I am all unblessed, And wholly blessed in thee alone. (Quote by - George W. Bethune)

These so-called big stars are people we are supposed to be looking up to. Well they are weak and soft. Priorities have changed in football and they are being dictated to by their wives. (Quote by - Roy Keane)

There is no gilding of setting sun or glamour of poetry to light up the ferocious and endless toil of the farmers wives. (Quote by - Hamlin Garland)

If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers. (Quote by - Bible)

A foolish son is the calamity of his father: and the contentions of a wife are a continual dropping. (Quote by - Bible)

She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's warling. (Quote by - William Harrison Ainsworth)

Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode: Though the storm do beat down on my poll, There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road, An' her love, voe the jay o' my soul. (Quote by - William Barnes)

When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl -- and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to -- which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage. (Quote by - Queen Victoria)

Why, then the world's mine oyster; Which I with sword will open. The Merry Wives of Windsor Act 2 Scene 2 (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

In every mess I find a friend, In every port a wife. (Quote by - Charles Dibdin)