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She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine. (Quote by - Robert Burns)

I told them to go home, look at their wives and children and say 'How do you think your daddy played today?' I won't be able to look my family in the eye after that. (Quote by - Stuart Pearce)

Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men's nurses. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)

The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak. (Quote by - George Crabbe)

All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer'. (Quote by - Mickey Lolich)

My fond affection thou hast seen, Then judge of my regret To think more happy thou hadst been If we had never met! And has that thought been shared by thee? Ah, no! that smiling cheek Proves more unchanging love for me Than labor'd words could speak. (Quote by - Thomas Haynes Bayly)

And while the wicket falls behind Her steps, I thought if I could find A wife I need not blush to show I've little further now to go. (Quote by - William Barnes)

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married. (Quote by - Kirk Douglas)

Oh! 'tis a precious thing, when wives are dead, To find such numbers who will serve instead: And in whatever state a man be thrown, 'Tis that precisely they would wish their own. (Quote by - George Crabbe)

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)

In thy face have I seen the eternal. (Quote by - Baron Christian Karl Josias von Bunsen)

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning. (Quote by - Lewis Thomas)

She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

No thank you. I think I'm a bit better than that. (Quote by - Nancy Dell'Olio)

She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. (Quote by - Bible)

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. (Quote by - Prince Philip Edinburgh)

Thy wife is a constellation of virtues; she's the moon, and thou art the man in the moon. (Quote by - William Congreve)

So bent on self-sanctifying,-- That she never thought of trying To save her poor husband as well. (Quote by - Robert Williams Buchanan)

It's my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained. (Quote by - Charles Dickens)

Should all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. (Quote by - Lee Trevino)

Footballers wives are like leeches, feeding off their partners success. I don't want to be a footballer's wife. (Quote by - Jamelia)

An undutiful Daughter will prove an unmanageable Wife. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life! The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, And tints to-morrow with prophetic ray! (Quote by - Lord Byron)

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women (Quote by - John Wayne)


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