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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. (Quote by - Woody Allen)

If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust. (Quote by - Lord Chesterfield)

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore. (Quote by - Jessica Hahn)

My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my life around. (Quote by - Rob Walton)

I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say 'Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.'. (Quote by - Samuel L. Jackson)

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. (Quote by - John Barrymore)

She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine. (Quote by - James Drummond Burns)

I don't know about making a passionate love story, even if it's appealing for an audience to see a husband and wife make love on the screen. (Quote by - Sandra Dee)

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech - every now and then she stops to breathe. (Quote by - Jimmy Durante)

My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize. (Quote by - Naguib Mahfouz)

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife. (Quote by - Nikolay Davydenko)

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. (Quote by - John Barrymore)

Yes, it seems that things like that should go on in London... It is better taste somehow that a man should be unfaithful to his wife away from home. (Quote by - Barbara Pym)

A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife. (Quote by - Anthony Trollope)

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!. (Quote by - William Blake)

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero. (Quote by - Adam Sandler)

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. (Quote by - Victor Hugo)

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. (Quote by - Jimmy Carter)

I think my wife was having serious doubts about whether I was a footballer or not. At least I can show her a bit of proof. (Quote by - Malcolm Christie)

When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face. (Quote by - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. (Quote by - Woody Allen)

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)


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