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He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Item, I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. (Quote by - William Shakespeare's will)

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

On watching 20 minutes of a Britney show on TV to please his pop loving wife: 'I did good, didn't I?'. (Quote by - Matthew Broderick)

Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger. (Quote by - Sugar Ray Leonard)

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. (Quote by - Homer)

Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world. (Quote by - Barry Goldwater)

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence. (Quote by - Joseph Roux)

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. (Quote by - Martin Luther)

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride. (Quote by - C. S. Lewis)

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Quote by - Hemant Joshi)

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife. (Quote by - Tony Blair)

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. (Quote by - Ann Landers)

I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children. (Quote by - Merle Haggard)

My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. (Quote by - Buffalo Bill)

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those. (Quote by - Merle Haggard)

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

And to play as long as I did and to have a family you have to be very blessed and I was with my wife Ruth. Ruth, I appreciate the job you did, and my three fine children, Reid, Reese, and Wendy. (Quote by - Nolan Ryan)

Jonathan Edwards - he has his faith, his health, his wife and his children, but more importantly, he has his Olympic gold medal. (Quote by - Brian Alexander)

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life. (Quote by - Charles Bukowski)

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune. (Quote by - Chanakya)

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. (Quote by - Lyndon B. Johnson)

To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man!. (Quote by - Elizabeth Gaskell)


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