Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. (Quote by - Jeff Foxworthy)
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. (Quote by - James Herriot)
No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is. (Quote by - John Stuart Mill)
I don't get any money from my wife. (Quote by - Kevin Federline)
A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates. (Quote by - Samuel Richardson)
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. (Quote by - Billy Sunday)
A miss for pleasure, and a wife for breed. (Quote by - John Gay)
If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up. (Quote by - Al Sharpton)
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)
I am trying to make love to the wife more slowly - I'm enjoying that bit!. (Quote by - Dean Sturridge)
What time did I get up? Two in the morning. My wife had a sneezing fit and woke me - it wasn't worth going back to bed. (Quote by - Mark Calcavecchia)
If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for. (Quote by - Bobby Knight)
My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious. (Quote by - Leonard Nimoy)
Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. (Quote by - Tony Blair)
What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?. (Quote by - Jessica Savitch)
You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. (Quote by - Voltaire)
The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife. (Quote by - Mary Wortley Montagu)
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting. (Quote by - Mother Teresa)
You never know who's going to appear with Chris - David Beckham, or his wife!. (Quote by - Paul Sturrock)
The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband. (Quote by - William Blackstone)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, yo ll be happy. If you get a bad one, yo ll become a philosopher and that is a good thing for any man. (Quote by - Socrates)