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I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife. (Quote by - John Lithgow)

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. (Quote by - Jay Leno)

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. (Quote by - Kin Hubbard)

One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes. (Quote by - French Proverb)

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky. (Quote by - Anton Chekhov)

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache. (Quote by - Samuel Richardson)

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. (Quote by - Jack Benny)

When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl - and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to - which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage. (Quote by - Queen Victoria)

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. (Quote by - Chic Murray)

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife. (Quote by - Bud Abbott)

I feel fully decided that we should all go to Europe together and to work as if an established Partnership for Life consisting of Husband Wife and Children. (Quote by - John James Audubon)

If a politician isn't doing it to his wife , then he's doing it to his country. (Quote by - Amy Grant)

Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife. (Quote by - Lyndon B. Johnson)

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realise that your wife left you in May. (Quote by - Dennis Norden)

My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures. (Quote by - Jet Li)

What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, it is bought with the price of all the man hath, his house, his wife, his children. (Quote by - William Blake)

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. (Quote by - P. J. O'Rourke)

If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do. (Quote by - Gisele Bundchen)

My wife was my greatest asset. I didn't marry her until after World War II, but she has complemented me in every job I've ever had. (Quote by - William Westmoreland)

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. (Quote by - Anton Chekhov)

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Quote by - Socrates)

It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films. (Quote by - Vin Diesel)

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. (Quote by - Clare Boothe Luce)

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Quote by - Milton Berle)


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