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Matthew Hayden is a very attractive man - and so is his wife. (Quote by - Sarah Kennedy)

My wife and I had decided not to let anybody take pictures of our home because it was just the last place on earth we had that was unscathed. But people have climbed over the fence; they've taken aerial shots. They've gotten my address and put it on the Internet. (Quote by - Steven Tyler)

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. (Quote by - Lyndon B. Johnson)

The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway. (Quote by - Sammy Hagar)

Blessed is the man that hath a virtuous wife, for the number of his days shall be double. (Quote by - Bible)

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. (Quote by - David Ogilvy)

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. (Quote by - Israel Zangwill)

When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. (Quote by - Don Epperson)

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. (Quote by - Hubert H. Humphrey)

There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me. (Quote by - Hugh Jackman)

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. (Quote by - Jeff Foxworthy)

I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English. (Quote by - David Brainerd)

I was lucky to have my wife as the art director, and it turned out to be quite something - a great success. I'm very proud of it. (Quote by - Helmut Newton)

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. (Quote by - Jim Backus)

Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?. (Quote by - Lord Byron)

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?. (Quote by - Epictetus)

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing. (Quote by - David Hasselhoff)

I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever. (Quote by - William J. Clinton)

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife. (Quote by - Will Durant)

I'm still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got into a bad habit of trying to do something all the time, instead of trying to sit down and take my time a little bit. (Quote by - Mike Krzyzewski)

Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to. (Quote by - Steve Carell)

People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too. (Quote by - Jim Valvano)

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. (Quote by - Charles Baudelaire)

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. (Quote by - Lee Trevino)

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale. (Quote by - Gabriel Garcia Marquez)


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