Wife Quotes
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I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show. (Quote by - Ernie Wise)
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows. (Quote by - Jeremy Taylor)
A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rougue to retire upon. (Quote by - Thomas Moore)
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office. (Quote by - William J. Clinton)
They asked my wife: how many kilometres from this street do you live? And she replied '3,000'. It was funny. Some of the questions these guys were asking, for us they were funny. (Quote by - Nikolay Davydenko)
I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me. (Quote by - Sean Connery)
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months. (Quote by - Zakk Wylde)
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw. (Quote by - Brian Clough)
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. (Quote by - Joey Adams)
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife. (Quote by - Cyril Connolly)
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife. (Quote by - Barack Obama)
In many walks of life, a conscience is a more expensive encumbrance than a wife or a carriage. (Quote by - Thomas de Quincey)
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. (Quote by - Michael Jordan)
After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful. (Quote by - Navjot Singh Sidhu)
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. (Quote by - George Jean Nathan)
The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no pleasure, yet he cannot live without her, and resents any aspersions that strangers may cast on her character. (Quote by - George Santayana)
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others. (Quote by - Otto Rank)
Caesar's wife must be above suspicion. (Quote by - Julius Caesar)
You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right. (Quote by - Mike Epps)
A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)
In racing to insult a man's horse is worse than insulting a wife. (Quote by - John Oaksey)
Drinking water neither makes a man sick, nor in debt, nor his wife a widow. (Quote by - John Neal)
I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife. (Quote by - Joan Collins)
An undutiful Daughter will prove an unmanageable Wife. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. (Quote by - Johnny Pesky)
In every mess I find a friend, In every port a wife. (Quote by - Charles Dibdin)
The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. (Quote by - Brett Favre)
There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. (Quote by - Ernest Hemingway)
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth. (Quote by - Ian Holloway)
I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving. (Quote by - Dale Earnhardt)
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. (Quote by - Harold MacMillan)
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. (Quote by - Damon Hill)
I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. (Quote by - Bella Abzug)
Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country. (Quote by - Thomas Love Peacock)
How much the wife is dearer than the bride. (Quote by - Lord George Lyttleton)
Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness. (Quote by - William Penn)
One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much. (Quote by - Aaron Spelling)
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
All married women are not wives. (Quote by - Japanese Proverb)
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split. (Quote by - W. C. Fields)
I doubt if a single individual could be found from the whole of mankind free from some form of insanity. The only difference is one of degree. A man who sees a gourd and takes it for his wife is called insane because this happens to very few people. (Quote by - Desiderius Erasmus)
Lycoris has buried all the female friends she had, Fabianus: would she were the friend of my wife!. (Quote by - Martial)
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. (Quote by - Walter Bagehot)
One man's folly is another man's wife. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. (Quote by - Andrew Jackson)
They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food. (Quote by - Willie Aames)
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. (Quote by - Jeff Foxworthy)
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. (Quote by - James Herriot)
No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is. (Quote by - John Stuart Mill)
I don't get any money from my wife. (Quote by - Kevin Federline)
A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates. (Quote by - Samuel Richardson)
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. (Quote by - Billy Sunday)
A miss for pleasure, and a wife for breed. (Quote by - John Gay)
If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up. (Quote by - Al Sharpton)
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)
I am trying to make love to the wife more slowly - I'm enjoying that bit!. (Quote by - Dean Sturridge)
What time did I get up? Two in the morning. My wife had a sneezing fit and woke me - it wasn't worth going back to bed. (Quote by - Mark Calcavecchia)
If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for. (Quote by - Bobby Knight)
My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious. (Quote by - Leonard Nimoy)
Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. (Quote by - Tony Blair)
What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?. (Quote by - Jessica Savitch)
You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. (Quote by - Voltaire)
The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife. (Quote by - Mary Wortley Montagu)
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting. (Quote by - Mother Teresa)
You never know who's going to appear with Chris - David Beckham, or his wife!. (Quote by - Paul Sturrock)
The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband. (Quote by - William Blackstone)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher and that is a good thing for any man. (Quote by - Socrates)
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. (Quote by - Will Rogers)
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful. (Quote by - Michael Caine)
A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers. (Quote by - Julian Barnes)
I already have a wife who is too much for me; she is my art, and my works are my children. (Quote by - Michelangelo)
It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids. (Quote by - Henry Rollins)
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)
I look forward to a lot more free time, at least initially, with my wife, Lisa, and our three children. (Quote by - Steve Yzerman)
My wife is very competitive, as the others are. We enjoy that. (Quote by - Phil Mickelson)
I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash. (Quote by - James Brown)
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends. (Quote by - B. R. Ambedkar)
Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers. (Quote by - Jessica Alba)
Once she [wife Cherie] goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. (Quote by - Tony Blair)
All other goods by fortune's hand are given: A wife is the peculiar gift of Heaven. (Quote by - Alexander Pope)
The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that. (Quote by - Sean Penn)
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
For every marriage then is best in tune, When that the wife is May, the husband June. (Quote by - Rowland Watkyns)
Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings. (Quote by - Stevie Nicks)
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. (Quote by - Daniel Boone)
In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self. (Quote by - William Penn)
When one has love for God, one doesn't feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them. (Quote by - Ramakrishna)
My father suffered much and toiled painfully all his life, for he had no resources other than the proceeds of his trade from which to support himself and his wife and family. (Quote by - Albrecht Durer)
Wife wants to see Cats, don't know why, she's allergic to them. (Quote by - Kevin Whately)
Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever. (Quote by - Les Paul)
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)
I'm happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything's good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out. (Quote by - David Beckham)
My wife taught me the importance of living well. (Quote by - Robert Mondavi)
A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)
However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you. (Quote by - John Buchanan Robinson)
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. (Quote by - Jean Rostand)
A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. (Quote by - Honore de Balzac)
A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor. (Quote by - Charles Reade)
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)
Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves. (Quote by - Samuel Richardson)
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Quote by - Lana Turner)
The sweetest women can be turned into a shrew by a man if he excites her but does not fulfill her. To tame her and to bring her back to sweetness he must make love to her and bring forth her pleasures, and she will turn immediately as night changes to day . . . She will then become a good wife, a good companion, a good mother, and a good human being. (Quote by - Haroun Al Makhzoumi)
I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn't let me. (Quote by - John Travolta)
Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife. (Quote by - Samuel Richardson)
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'. (Quote by - Harry Redknapp)
A faithful and loving wife is the jewel of a marriage. (Quote by - Lamar Cole)
My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season. (Quote by - Martin Milner)
The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee. (Quote by - Germaine Greer)
We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again. (Quote by - Tom Araya)
When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit. (Quote by - Jerry Falwell)
My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast. (Quote by - Dean Koontz)
Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew. (Quote by - Harry Carpenter)
Sitting around the house playing the wife and mother is driving me crazy. (Quote by - Patsy Cline)
He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
Item, I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. (Quote by - William Shakespeare's will)
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
On watching 20 minutes of a Britney show on TV to please his pop loving wife: 'I did good, didn't I?'. (Quote by - Matthew Broderick)
Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger. (Quote by - Sugar Ray Leonard)
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. (Quote by - Homer)
Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world. (Quote by - Barry Goldwater)
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence. (Quote by - Joseph Roux)
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. (Quote by - Martin Luther)
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride. (Quote by - C. S. Lewis)
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Quote by - Hemant Joshi)
You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife. (Quote by - Tony Blair)
And all the carnal beauty of my wife Is but skin-deep. (Quote by - Sir Thomas Overbury)
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. (Quote by - Ann Landers)
I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children. (Quote by - Merle Haggard)
My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. (Quote by - Buffalo Bill)
My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those. (Quote by - Merle Haggard)
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
And to play as long as I did and to have a family you have to be very blessed and I was with my wife Ruth. Ruth, I appreciate the job you did, and my three fine children, Reid, Reese, and Wendy. (Quote by - Nolan Ryan)
Jonathan Edwards - he has his faith, his health, his wife and his children, but more importantly, he has his Olympic gold medal. (Quote by - Brian Alexander)
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life. (Quote by - Charles Bukowski)
Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune. (Quote by - Chanakya)
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. (Quote by - Lyndon B. Johnson)
To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man!. (Quote by - Elizabeth Gaskell)
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. (Quote by - Gary Player)
The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife. (Quote by - Theodore Roosevelt)
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure. (Quote by - Jon Bon Jovi)
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far. (Quote by - Sugar Ray Leonard)
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly. (Quote by - Sean Connery)
A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go. (Quote by - J M Barrie)
If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife. (Quote by - Jules Michelet)
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife. (Quote by - Ryan Stiles)
A happy wife is a happy life. (Quote by - Gavin Rossdale)
My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much. (Quote by - Patrick Dempsey)
Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life. (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)
Twa gods guides me; the ane of them is blin', Yea and a bairn brocht up in vanitie; The next a wife ingenrit of the sea, And lichter nor a dauphin with her fin. (Quote by - Mark Alexander Boyd)
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)
I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day. (Quote by - Richard Pryor)
He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage. (Quote by - Rory Bremner)
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. (Quote by - Tony Curtis)
I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children. (Quote by - Bruce Springsteen)
Sometimes, when my wife and I were going out to dinner, I would take my laptop with me and work in the car, so as to take advantage of the half hour going and coming. (Quote by - Thomas Friedman)
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?. (Quote by - Casey Stengel)
I don't know what to do about my husband's new wife. (Quote by - Molly Giles)
Maybe you offer then a luxury cruise for two weeks with the wife, or a trip on a private jet. (Quote by - Peter Harrison)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Quote by - Sacha Guitry)
Woman, a pleasing but a short-lived flower, Too soft for business and too weak for power: A wife in bondage, or neglected maid: Despised, if ugly: if she's fair, betrayed. (An Essay on Woman)
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He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)
My wife once described the garden as being ludicrous, which of course it is. But to me, ludicrous is good. (Quote by - Bill Oddie)
I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady. (Quote by - Jackie Kennedy)
If people come to your window and talk to your wife every night, you can't accept it without asking what is happening. (Quote by - Arsene Wenger)
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. (Quote by - Queen Victoria)
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. (Quote by - Mike Tyson)
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it. (Quote by - Gene Wilder)
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. (Quote by - Socrates)
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. (Quote by - Mike Ditka)
An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband. (Quote by - Booth Tarkington)
My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. (Quote by - Nicholas Sparks)
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. (Quote by - Warren Beatty)
The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife. (Quote by - Robert Duvall)
Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me. (Quote by - Elizabeth Gaskell)
Norman [Eric Idle]: Is your wife a..."goer"... eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more...Know what I mean?. (Quote by - Monty Python's Flying Circus)
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. (Quote by - Edgar Watson Howe)
First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)
A wife is your life, you married her couse your white. (Quote by - Ashraf Khabbas)
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone. (Quote by - Guru Nanak)
The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with. (Quote by - Sammy Davis, Jr.)
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. (Quote by - John Barrymore)
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. (Quote by - Don Adams)
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. (Quote by - Woody Allen)
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust. (Quote by - Lord Chesterfield)
Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore. (Quote by - Jessica Hahn)
My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my life around. (Quote by - Rob Walton)
I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say 'Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.'. (Quote by - Samuel L. Jackson)
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. (Quote by - John Barrymore)
She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine. (Quote by - James Drummond Burns)
I don't know about making a passionate love story, even if it's appealing for an audience to see a husband and wife make love on the screen. (Quote by - Sandra Dee)
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech - every now and then she stops to breathe. (Quote by - Jimmy Durante)
My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize. (Quote by - Naguib Mahfouz)
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife. (Quote by - Nikolay Davydenko)
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. (Quote by - John Barrymore)
Yes, it seems that things like that should go on in London... It is better taste somehow that a man should be unfaithful to his wife away from home. (Quote by - Barbara Pym)
A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife. (Quote by - Anthony Trollope)
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!. (Quote by - William Blake)
This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero. (Quote by - Adam Sandler)
Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. (Quote by - Victor Hugo)
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. (Quote by - Jimmy Carter)
I think my wife was having serious doubts about whether I was a footballer or not. At least I can show her a bit of proof. (Quote by - Malcolm Christie)
When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face. (Quote by - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. (Quote by - Woody Allen)
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. (Quote by - Frank Carson)
I've been in this business for a long time at my age, I've just turned 30, and I feel like my wife's career is going incredibly well, my kids are happy and healthy in schools, we've both been able to buy a house for our parents, respectively, in the places they live. (Quote by - Ryan Phillippe)
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)
She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. (Quote by - Proverbs)
The first time I ever heard her sing, I got chills. (Quote by - Nick Lachey)
The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother. (Quote by - Elizabeth Cady Stanton)
Paul Hunter was a man who had everything going for him - an outstanding talent, good looks, fame, riches, charm and a beautiful wife. (Quote by - Rodney Walker)
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. (Quote by - Woody Allen)
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. (Quote by - Irish Proverb)
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. (Quote by - Geoffrey Chaucer)
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion. (Quote by - Don Adams)
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. (Quote by - Brian Clough)
My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do. (Quote by - Brett Favre)
Like Caesar's wife, the judging of Miss Great Britain must be above suspicion. (Quote by - Robert Keyser)
My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife. (Quote by - Sir Charles Gavan Duffy)
Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour. (Quote by - Bruce Friedman)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? (Quote by - Rafael Benitez)
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. (Quote by - George Jean Nathan)
Seek a wife in your own sphere. (Quote by - Latin Proverb)
That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise. (Quote by - George Eliot)
Oddly enough, he is related to Chelsea's Joe Cole, although it is through his wife who is Joe's brother. The fact they are all called Cole is a strange coincidence!. (Quote by - John Gorman)
After all, what is a pedestrian? He is a man who has two cars-one being driven by his wife, the other by one of his children. (Quote by - Robert Bradbury)
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)
Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death. (Quote by - Louis XIV Of France)
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances. No friends. I figured I had a wife and children. (Quote by - Charles Bronson)
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?. (Quote by - Sam Levenson)
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'. (Quote by - Emo Philips)
I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me. (Quote by - Jerry Hall)
By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. (Quote by - Franz Schubert)
My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin. (Quote by - Sir Alec Douglas Home)
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic. (Quote by - Evel Knievel)
It makes my wife mad, you know, she wants me to stay home all the time. But its what I've done all my life and I think when I quit doing it I'll probably go away pretty quick. (Quote by - Merle Haggard)
Sybil's my wife, and on the first day of October, that's the first time I knew Ross was going to run. (Quote by - James Stockdale)
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)
My toughest fight was with my first wife, and she won every round. (Quote by - Muhammad Ali)
I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife. (Quote by - Lee Trevino)
You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage. (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times. (Quote by - Elizabeth Taylor)
Alas! another instance of the triumph of hope over experience. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. (Quote by - Prince Philip)
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au revoir'. (Quote by - David Ginola)
On names for his soon to be born baby: 'My wife thought of Scarlet from 'Gone With The Wind'. I thought of Darth Maul, or maybe President. President Stiller would be a great name.'. (Quote by - Ben Stiller)
There is no such thing as being good to your wife. (Quote by - Gertrude Stein)
Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private. (Quote by - Francesca Annis)
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. (Quote by - Lord Chesterfield)
Fear accomplishes much in love. The husband of the Middle Ages was loved by his wife for his very severity. The bride of William the Conqueror, having been beaten by him, recognized him by this token for her lord and husband. (Quote by - Jules Michelet)
Matthew Hayden is a very attractive man - and so is his wife. (Quote by - Sarah Kennedy)
My wife and I had decided not to let anybody take pictures of our home because it was just the last place on earth we had that was unscathed. But people have climbed over the fence; they've taken aerial shots. They've gotten my address and put it on the Internet. (Quote by - Steven Tyler)
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. (Quote by - Lyndon B. Johnson)
The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway. (Quote by - Sammy Hagar)
Blessed is the man that hath a virtuous wife, for the number of his days shall be double. (Quote by - Bible)
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. (Quote by - David Ogilvy)
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. (Quote by - Israel Zangwill)
When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. (Quote by - Don Epperson)
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. (Quote by - Hubert H. Humphrey)
There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me. (Quote by - Hugh Jackman)
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. (Quote by - Jeff Foxworthy)
I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English. (Quote by - David Brainerd)
I was lucky to have my wife as the art director, and it turned out to be quite something - a great success. I'm very proud of it. (Quote by - Helmut Newton)
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. (Quote by - Jim Backus)
Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?. (Quote by - Lord Byron)
Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?. (Quote by - Epictetus)
My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing. (Quote by - David Hasselhoff)
I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever. (Quote by - William J. Clinton)
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife. (Quote by - Will Durant)
I'm still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got into a bad habit of trying to do something all the time, instead of trying to sit down and take my time a little bit. (Quote by - Mike Krzyzewski)
Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to. (Quote by - Steve Carell)
People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too. (Quote by - Jim Valvano)
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. (Quote by - Charles Baudelaire)
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. (Quote by - Lee Trevino)
Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale. (Quote by - Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind - intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect. (Quote by - David Herbert Lawrence)
The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you. (Quote by - Dom DeLuise)
The car, the furniture, the wife, the children - everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is - shopping. (Quote by - Arthur Miller)
I have talked to Debbie Hammond quite a bit, Jim Hammond's wife, his widow. I've seen their kids. And last time we played Dallas, a lot of them came over. It's hard for them to come see the show. It's still hard. (Quote by - Reba McEntire)
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. (Quote by - Molly McGee)
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
God, my parents, my wife. I don't have a lot of friends, because I'm always moving around. I don't drink, so I don't hang out in bars. But they've been very big in my life. Because they have helped to encourage me. (Quote by - Herschel Walker)
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long. (Quote by - Marie Antoinette)
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
I can't see any faults, I'm sure he has some - you should maybe ask his wife. But even his dress sense is fine by me. (Quote by - Iain Dowie)
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me. (Quote by - Willie Aames)
That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute. (Quote by - Mother Jones)
The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool. (Quote by - Pearl S. Buck)
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
A wife is the joy of a man's heart. (Quote by - Talmud)
Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. (Quote by - James M. Barrie)
My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!. (Quote by - Davy Jones)
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)
Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
I met my wife Anne who was a sociology student, and her influence together with activities associated with the student movement of the time opened up my interests amongst other things into the theatre, art, music, politics and philosophy. (Quote by - Paul Nurse)
I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright. (Quote by - Lee Kuan Yew)
If any of you would bring judgment the unfaithful wife, let him also weight the heart of her husband in scales, and measure his soul with measurements. (Quote by - Kahlil Gibran)
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. (Quote by - Rutherford B. Hayes)
Footballers wives are like leeches, feeding off their partners success. I don't want to be a footballer's wife. (Quote by - Jamelia)
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry. (Quote by - Bruce Willis)
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)
A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)
You people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your wife is next'. (Quote by - Gordon Strachan)
Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one. (Quote by - Ace Frehley)
It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy. (Quote by - David Ogilvy)
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. (Quote by - Douglas Adams)
Health for life to you, A wife of your choice to you, A child every year to you, And the light of heaven after this world for you. (Quote by - Irish Blessing)
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. 'Pride and Prejudice'. (Quote by - Jane Austen)
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. (Quote by - Sacha Guitry)
That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change. (Quote by - Donald Trump)
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again. (Quote by - Nicholas Sparks)
I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots. (Quote by - William Butler Yeats)
It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway. (Quote by - Norman Mailer)
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. (Quote by - Barbara de Angelis)
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!. (Quote by - Tommy Cooper)
Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would do so if he could, he is no less guilty than if he was caught in the act. (Quote by - Saint Augustine)
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. (Quote by - Zig Ziglar)
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. (Quote by - Christopher Walken)
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
I'm lucky. The best possible place in the world for training is Addis Ababa, so I am home all the time except when I am racing. I like to be there, near my family, my kids, also the real estate business I run with my wife. (Quote by - Haile Gebrselassie)
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. (Quote by - Zig Ziglar)
A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards. (Quote by - Texas Guinan)
I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife. (Quote by - John Lithgow)
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. (Quote by - Jay Leno)
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. (Quote by - Kin Hubbard)
One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes. (Quote by - French Proverb)
I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky. (Quote by - Anton Chekhov)
Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache. (Quote by - Samuel Richardson)
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. (Quote by - Jack Benny)
When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl - and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to - which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage. (Quote by - Queen Victoria)
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. (Quote by - Chic Murray)
But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife. (Quote by - Bud Abbott)
I feel fully decided that we should all go to Europe together and to work as if an established Partnership for Life consisting of Husband Wife and Children. (Quote by - John James Audubon)
If a politician isn't doing it to his wife , then he's doing it to his country. (Quote by - Amy Grant)
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife. (Quote by - Lyndon B. Johnson)
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realise that your wife left you in May. (Quote by - Dennis Norden)
My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures. (Quote by - Jet Li)
What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, it is bought with the price of all the man hath, his house, his wife, his children. (Quote by - William Blake)
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. (Quote by - P. J. O'Rourke)
If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do. (Quote by - Gisele Bundchen)
My wife was my greatest asset. I didn't marry her until after World War II, but she has complemented me in every job I've ever had. (Quote by - William Westmoreland)
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. (Quote by - Anton Chekhov)
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Quote by - Socrates)
It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films. (Quote by - Vin Diesel)
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. (Quote by - Clare Boothe Luce)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Quote by - Milton Berle)
I'm a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I'm just a pathetic case history, really. (Quote by - Siobhan Fahey)
Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife. (Quote by - Louis Farrakhan)
