Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)

The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain, so they get depressed; they have to be sad at funerals, which is easy, so they get happy. (Quote by - Peggy Noonan)

The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it. (Quote by - Unknown)

I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops. (Quote by - Marilyn Quayle)

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! (Quote by - Wedding Toast)

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. (Quote by - Grace Hansen)

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. (Quote by - Mae West)

A lad s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. (Quote by Jane Austen)

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful. (Quote by - Liz Smith)

Hail, wedded love, mysterious law; true source of human happiness. (Quote by - Milton)

Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them. (Quote by - Samuel Pepys)

Well, I actually first got into music as a small child, and as I became a teen, I sought out making money from music, weather that was singing lounge gigs, backup in studios, or weddings. (Quote by - Chantal Kreviazuk)

Marriage is love personified. (Quote by - Phoenix Flame)

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly goods I thee endow. Book of Common PrayeR Whatever souls are made of, his and mine are the same. (Quote by - Emily Bronte)

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. (Quote by - Martin Luther)

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. (Quote by - Leo Tolstoy)

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle. (Quote by - Heinrich Heine)

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

Come live with me and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands and crystal brooks, With silken lines and silver hooks. (Quote by - John Donne)

One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. (Quote by - Honore de Balzac)

No wedding bells for me anymore. ve been happily married to my profession for years. (Quote by - Shirley Bassey)

The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. (Quote by - Anonymous)