Weddings Quotes
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The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain, so they get depressed; they have to be sad at funerals, which is easy, so they get happy. (Quote by - Peggy Noonan)
The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it. (Quote by - Unknown)
I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops. (Quote by - Marilyn Quayle)
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! (Quote by - Wedding Toast)
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. (Quote by - Grace Hansen)
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. (Quote by - Mae West)
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. (Quote by – Jane Austen)
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful. (Quote by - Liz Smith)
Hail, wedded love, mysterious law; true source of human happiness. (Quote by - Milton)
Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them. (Quote by - Samuel Pepys)
Well, I actually first got into music as a small child, and as I became a teen, I sought out making money from music, weather that was singing lounge gigs, backup in studios, or weddings. (Quote by - Chantal Kreviazuk)
Marriage is love personified. (Quote by - Phoenix Flame)
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly goods I thee endow. Book of Common PrayeR Whatever souls are made of, his and mine are the same. (Quote by - Emily Bronte)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. (Quote by - Martin Luther)
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. (Quote by - Leo Tolstoy)
Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle. (Quote by - Heinrich Heine)
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
Come live with me and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands and crystal brooks, With silken lines and silver hooks. (Quote by - John Donne)
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. (Quote by - Honore de Balzac)
No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years. (Quote by - Shirley Bassey)
The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. (Quote by - Anonymous)
Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash. (Quote by - Joyce Brothers)
Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? (Quote by - Groucho Marx)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)
Now join hands, and with your hands your hearts. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. (Quote by - Sir James M. Barrie)
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
Happy and thrice happy are those who enjoy an uninterrupted union, and whose love, unbroken by any sour complaints, shall not dissolve until the last day of their existence. (Quote by - Horace)
Woman like silent men, they think they are listening. (Quote by - Marcel Achard)
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. (Quote by - Homer)
I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings. (Quote by - Kate O'Brien)
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest. (Quote by - Irwin Corey)
Now very often events are set up for photographers... The weddings are orchestrated about the photographers taking the picture, because if it hasn't been photographed it doesn't really exist. (Quote by - Elliott Erwitt)
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. (Quote by - Socrates)
A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude. (Quote by - Rainer Maria Rilke)
Rental formal wear of the skyWedding quotationblue, brocade and shiny varieties is favored by upwardly mobile young gangsters drafted as groomsmen for weddings. (Quote by - George V. Higgins)
A wedding ring is sort of a tourniquet worn on one's finger to stop circulation. (Quote by - Anonymous)
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.-Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. (Quote by - George Sands)
When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. (Quote by - Joseph Campbell)
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. (Quote by - Anonymous)
Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life 'Tis most meddled with by other people. (Quote by - John Selden)
All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different. (Quote by - John Berger)
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. (Quote by - Louis K. Anspacher)
Marriage orients men and women toward the future, asking them not just to commit to each other but to plan, to earn, to save, and to devote themselves to advancing their children's prospects. (Quote by - Daniel Patrick Moynihan)
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make, not just on your wedding day, but over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. (Quote by - Barbara De Angelis)
Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
The surest way to be alone is to get married. (Quote by - Gloria Steinem)
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. (Quote by - Dorothy Parker)
Girls usually have a paper mGchT face on their wedding day. (Quote by - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette)
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another. (Quote by - Anonymous)
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)
Wedding is destiny, And hanging likewise (Quote by - Anonymous)
Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing. (Quote by - The Bible)
A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness. (Quote by - Dean Stanley)
Grace and remembrance be to you both. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)
Marriage is our society's most pro-child institution. If you want kids to do well, then you want marriage to do well. (Quote by - David Blankenhorn)
You don't marry someone you can live with; you marry the person who you cannot live without. (Quote by - Anonymous)
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. (Quote by - Maryon Pearson)
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart. (Quote by - Nathaniel Hawthorne)
We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. (Quote by - Sam Keen)
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. (Quote by - Christopher Walken)
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. (Quote by - Peter Ustinov)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. (Quote by - Marion Smith)
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)
I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife. (Quote by - Anonymous)
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. (Quote by - Polish Proverb)
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)
Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. (Quote by - Mae West)
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking. (Quote by - Chinese Proverb)
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. (Quote by - Zig Ziglar)
A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)
The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him. (Quote by - Cher)
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. (Quote by - Mickey Rooney)
A mass of Victorian wiles and granite that resembles a battleship in the rain and a wedding cake in the sun. (Quote by - Francis X. Clines)
The first year of marriage is like wet cement (Quote by - the impressions made in it are much harder to change once it has set. (Quote by - Robert Wolgemuth)
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast. (Quote by - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller)
On the outer fringe of the parish are the fourWedding quotationwheelersWedding quotationthose who come only by pram for their christening, taxi for their wedding and hearse for their funeral. (Quote by - Percy Lutton)
wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. (Quote by - Paul Sweeney)
The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal. (Quote by - Frank Pittman)
The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together. (Quote by - Robert C. Dodds)
The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle. (Quote by - Heinrich Heine)
Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred. (Quote by - William O. Douglas)
Marriage is the mother of the world and preserves kingdoms, and fills cities, and churches, and heaven itself. (Quote by - Dr. Jeremy Taylor)
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. (Quote by - Paul Sweeney)
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. (Quote by - Tom Mullen)
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. (Quote by - W. C. Fields)
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. (Quote by - Aristotle)
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. (Quote by - Peter Devries)
In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings. (Quote by - Michael J. Fox)
A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind. (Quote by - Walter Bagehot)
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. (Quote by - Ethel Merman)
Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. (Quote by - Pearl S. Buck)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. (Quote by - Socrates)
Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night. (Quote by - Peter Ustinov)
Two souls with but a single thought, Two heart that beat as one. (Quote by - Franz Joseph von Munch)
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. (Quote by - Joseph Addison)
Marriage is an Athenic weaving together of families, of two souls with their individual fates and destinies, of time and eternity--everyday life married to the timeless mysteries of the soul. (Quote by - Sir Thomas Moore)
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. (Quote by - Zsa Zsa Gabor)
Two such as you with such a master speed cannot be parted nor be swept away from one another once you are agreed that life is only life forevermore together wing to wing and oar to oar. (Quote by - Robert Lee Frost)
This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love. (Quote by - Anonymous)
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. (Quote by - Ogden Nash)
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. (Quote by - Agatha Christie)
Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready. (Quote by - Lord Byron)
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. (Quote by - Lao Tzu)
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. (Quote by - Margot Asquith)
The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. (Quote by - Mae West)
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. (Quote by - Billy Connolly)
No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. (Quote by - Germaine Greer)
Hear the mellow wedding bells Golden bells! What a world of happiness their harmony foretells Through the balmy air of night How they ring out their delight! (Quote by - Edgar Allan Poe)
I wanted to define the vocabulary of a wedding both visually and intellectually. The book is about more than weddings or wedding dresses. It's a metaphor for women's lives, their creativity. (Quote by - Vera Wang)
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. (Quote by - Ogden Nash)
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! (Quote by - Douglas Jerold)
What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate. (Quote by - The Bible)
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)
