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There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the TV set. (Quote by - Harriet van Horne)

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? (Quote by - Art Buchwald)

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. (Quote by - Fred Allen)

And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable. (Quote by - Garry Trudeau)

Television is a gold goose that lays scramble eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. (Quote by - Lee Loevinger)

My mother was watching on television and she doesn't want me to hurt anyone. (Quote by - George Foreman )

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low. (Quote by - Howard Stern)

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? (Quote by - Elayne Boosler)

A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station. (Quote by - Abbie Hoffman)

Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done. (Quote by - Ernie Kovacs)

I did not, like my children and people today, grow up with television as part of my life. (Quote by - Robert Redford )

I have come to the feeling about television the way I do about hamburgers: I eat a lot of hamburgers and I don't remember a single one of them. (Quote by - John Barrow)

I do it because I love acting, I love working, and whether it's radio, television, films, theater, I don't care as long as I can get out there and do it. (Quote by - Joan Collins)

Star Trek fans usually know the metaphors of life better than most mainstream poets. (Quote by - Audra Foveo-Alba)

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens. (Quote by - Dwight D. Eisenhower)

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television. (Quote by - Jimmy Buffett)

Television and radio do a wonderful job in focusing attention on the problems of our society. (Quote by - Richard J. Daley )

And also there wasn't much money in television in those days anyhow. (Quote by - Jim Henson)

The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television. (Quote by - Andrew Ross)

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. (Quote by - Rod Serling)

I was one of the first generations to watch television. TV exposes people to news, to information, to knowledge, to entertainment. How is it bad? (Quote by - Tom Clancy)

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television. (Quote by - Andy Warhol)

I had started calling her Lucy shortly after we met; I didn't like the name Lucille. That's how our television show was called I Love Lucy, not Lucille. (Quote by - Desi Arnaz)

We can put it in its proper perspective by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books. (Quote by - Robert M. Hutchins)

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want. (Quote by - Clive Barnes)


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