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Television Quotes
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When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland. (Quote by - Newton Minnow)
When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.' (Quote by - Joe Biden)
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. (Quote by - Laurence J. Peter)
So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. (Quote by - Jason Love)
All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? (Quote by - Nicholas Johnson)
Television is the triumph of machine over people. (Quote by - Fred Allen)
Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. (Quote by - Matt Groening)
Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel. (Quote by - Gore Vidal)
Televisionreally does offer still great parts for women, cable in particular. (Quote by - Christine Lahti)
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. (Quote by - Steven Wright)
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. (Quote by - Joan Rivers)
The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle: they're on TV. (Quote by - Homer Simpson)
Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white. (Quote by - Samuel Goldwyn)
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone. (Quote by - Hodding Carter)