I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' (Quote by - Woody Allen)

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. (Quote by - Joan Rivers)

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. (Quote by - Charlotte Bront )

It is time now for us to rise from sleep. (Quote by - Saint Benedict)

Sleep, rest of nature, O sleep, most gentle of the divinities, peace of the soul, thou at whose presence care disappears, who soothest hearts wearied with daily employments, and makest them strong again for labour! (Quote by - Ovid)

How happy he whose toil Has o'er his languid pow'rless limbs diffus'd A pleasing lassitude; he not in vain Invokes the gentle Deity of dreams. His pow'rs the most voluptuously dissolve In soft repose; on him the balmy dews Of Sleep with double nutriment descend. (Quote by - John Armstrong)

Fatigue is the best pillow. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Hugh Grant and I both laugh and cringe at the same things, worship the same books, eat the same food, hate central heating and sleep with the window open. I thought these things were vital, but being two peas in a pod ended up not being enough. (Quote by - Liz Hurley)

My dog's gone to sleep! (Quote by - David Blunkett)

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake. (Quote by - From the movie Fight Club)

Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake. (Quote by - Victor Hugo)

Turn on its noiseless hinges, delicate sleep! (Quote by - Thomas Bailey Aldrich)

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day. (Quote by - Darby Conley)

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. (Quote by - Wilson Mizener)

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. (Quote by - Evan Davis)

I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark. (Quote by - Mary Stewart)

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. (Quote by - W. C. Fields)

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

O sleep, O gentle sleep, Nature's soft nurse. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. (Quote by - W H Auden)

Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me. (Quote by - Anne Morrow Lindbergh)

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep. (Quote by - Mohandas Gandhi)

While pensive poets painful vigils keep, Sleepless themselves, to give their readers sleep. (Quote by - Alexander Pope)

Sleep on, Baby, on the floor, Tired of all the playing, Sleep with smile the sweeter for That you dropped away in! On your curls' full roundness stand Golden lights serenely-- One cheek, pushed out by the hand, Folds the dimple inly. (Quote by - Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

Did anyone ever have a boring dream? (Quote by - Ralph Hodgson)