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Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk? - The Color Purple, 1982. (Quote by - Alice Walker)

I said to Heart, 'How goes it?' Heart replied: 'Right as a Ribstone Pippin!'. (Quote by - Hilaire Bellock)

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it. (Quote by - Rex Harrison)

Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration. (Quote by - Charles Dudley Warner)

I'm proud of paying taxes. The only thing is--I could be just as proud for half the money. (Quote by - Arthur Godfrey)

Man can learn nothing except by going from the known to the unknown. (Quote by - Claude Bernard)

In advertising, not to be different is virtual suicide. (Quote by - William Bernbach)

There are no permanent changes because change itself is permanent. It behooves the industrialist to research and the investor to be vigilant. (Quote by - Ralph L. Woods)

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. (Quote by - Geoffrey C. Ward)

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.(Quote by - Sir Arthur Eddington)

A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing by it. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. (Quote by - George Herbert)

There is a melancholy that stems from greatness. (Quote by - Chamfort)

This book fills a much-needed gap. (Quote by - Moses Hadas)

The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself. (Quote by - Henry Kissinger)

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. (Quote by - Eden Phillpotts)

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. (Quote by - Alan Saporta)

At any age it does us no harm to look over our past shortcomings and plan to improve our characters and actions in the coming year. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

I do not want a plain box, I want a sarcophagus With tigery stripes, and a face on it Round as the moon, to stare up. I want to be looking at them when they come Picking among the dumb minerals, the roots. I see them already-the pale, star-distance faces. Now they are nothing, they are not even babies. I imagine them without fathers or mothers, like the first gods. They will wonder if I was important. (Quote by - Sylvia Plath)

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. (Quote by - Georges Pompidou)

If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

The purpose of the present course is the deepening and development of difficulties underlying contemporary theory... (Quote by - A. A. Blasov)

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. (Quote by - Josh Billings)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Quote by - Sir Winston Churchill)

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. (Quote by - Frank Lloyd Wright)

Egotism is the art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see. (Quote by - George V. Higgins)

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. (Quote by - Nelson Henderson)

Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking. (Quote by - Mahatma Gandhi)

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. And that was all his patrimony. (Quote by - Rafael Sabatini)

What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another? (Quote by - Alan Paton)

You go for it. All the stops are out. Caution is to the wind, and you're battling with everything you have. That's the real fun of the game. (Quote by - Dan Dierdorf)

To be sick is to enjoy monarchical prerogatives. (Quote by - Charles Lamb)

No one ever complains about a speech being too short! (Quote by - Ira Hayes)

My life can be so arranged that I can live on whatever I have. If I cannot live as I have lived in the past, I shall live differently, and living differently does not mean living with less attention to the things that make life gracious and pleasant or with less enjoyment of things of the mind. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. (Quote by - Simone De Beauvoir)

The trick is to stop thinking it as 'your' money. (Quote by - Irs Auditor)

I am responsible only to God and history. (Quote by - Francisco Franco)

The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more. (Quote by - Ed Parker)

What will the world be quite overturned when you die? (Quote by - Epictetus)

As I make my slow pilgrimage through the world, a certain sense of beautiful mystery seems to gather and grow.(Quote by - A. C. Benson)

In a purely technical sense, each species of higher organism is richer in information than a Caravaggio painting, Bach fugue, or any other great work of art. (Quote by - Edward O. Wilson)

For if he like a madman lived; At least he like a wise one died. (Quote by - Cervantes)

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. (Quote by - Johann Von Schiller)

Genius is patience. (Quote by - Buffon)

Come to the edgeHe said. They said: We are afraid.Come to the edgeHe said. They came.He pushed them, andthey flew... (Quote by - Guillaume Apollinaire)

The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility. (Quote by - Giosué)

Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night. (Quote by - George Allen)

Sleep is death without the consequence. (Quote by - Diana Quinn)

No author ever drew a character consistent to human nature, but he was forced to ascribe to it many inconsistencies. (Quote by - Edward G. Bulwer-lytton)

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. (Quote by - Brandan Behan)

The one who overcomes egotism rids themselves of the most stubborn obstacle that blocks the way to all true greatness and all true happiness. (Quote by - Coltvos)

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. (Quote by - Charlie Brown)

To some of us, hunger was more academic than real, but we must try to develop the ability to feel the urgency of such a situation. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. (Quote by - Napoleon)

The sluggard does not plow after the season, so he begs during the harvest and has nothing.(Quote by - Bible)

That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed. (Quote by - Lyman Frank Baum)

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow-- You are not wrong who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. (Quote by - Edgar Allan Poe)

Laziness grows on people; it begins in cobwebs and ends in iron chains. The more one has to do, the more he is able to accomplish. (Quote by - Thomas Buxton)

We always love those who admire us, but we do not always love those whom we admire. (Quote by - Francois)

The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences. (Quote by - Ruth Benedict)

Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with.(Quote by - Rowan Atkinson)

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. (Quote by - Harold Wallace Ross)

You know you've achieved perfection in design, Not when you have nothing more to add, But when you have nothing more to take away. (Quote by - Antoine De Saint-exupery)

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum. (Quote by - Havelock Ellis)

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. (Quote by - Antonio Porchia)

I have learned long ago to possess my soul in patience and accept the inevitable. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. (Quote by - Goethe)

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. (Quote by - Alex Hamilton)

Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. (Quote by - Harry S. Truman)

In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most important and fruitful concepts are those to which it is impossible to attach a well-defined meaning. (Quote by - H. A. Kramers)

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (Quote by - Emile Zola)

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. (Quote by - George-louis De Buffon)

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. (Quote by - Fran Lebowitz)

Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence. (Quote by - Henrik Tikkanen)

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. (Quote by - Earl Wilson)

I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. (Quote by - Chang-tzu)

Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the tree of humanity. They hang upon the most slender twigs that are easily snapped off. (Quote by - C. G. Jung)

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. (Quote by - Paul Boese)

If .. 'Ifs and buts' were candy and nuts...oh, what a party we would have. (Quote by - H. Bergh)

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. (Quote by - Langston Hughes)

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. (Quote by - Fred Allen)

No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi. (Quote by - Ben Elton)

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. (Quote by - Alexander Graham Bell)

Repartee is perfect when it effects its purpose with a double edge. It is the highest order of wit, as it indicates the coolest yet quickest exercise of genius, at a moment when the passions are roused. (Quote by - Charles Caleb Colton)

The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. (Quote by - John Allston)

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. (Quote by - H. R. Haldeman)

You are no better than you should be. (Quote by - Francis Beaumont)

We never know the worth of water 'til the well is dry. (Quote by - English Proverb)

On all the peaks lies peace. (Quote by - Goethe)

In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem. (Quote by - J. A. Dever)

Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability. (Quote by - Flower A. Newhouse)

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. (Quote by - Dylan Thomas)

There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many facts. Try to find a pattern. Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that's science. Three: Be aware that you live. (Quote by - Fortune)

We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. (Quote by - Arthur Hays Sulzberger)

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. (Quote by - Nietzsche)

Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot. (Quote by - Irish Proverb)

He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have. (Quote by - Socrates)

In time of war the first casualty is truth. (Quote by - Boake Carter)

One can be instructed in society, one is inspired only in solitude. (Quote by - Goethe)

In union there is strength. (Quote by - Aesop)

To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware. (Quote by - David Byrne)

Thank God, I have done my duty. (Quote by - Horatio, Viscount Nelson)

Television is the first truly democratic culture, the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. the most terrifying thing is what people do want. (Quote by - Clive Barnes)

News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day. (Quote by - Gene Fowler)

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.(Quote by - Finley Peter Dunne)

Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. (Quote by - Booker T. Washington)

Hasten slowly. (Quote by - Caesar Augustus)

It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured. (Quote by - Tacitus)

Be slow of tongue and quick of eye. (Quote by - Miguel De Cervantes)

Beauty and grace command the world. (Quote by - Park Benjamin)

Never hold anyone by the button or the hand in order to be heard out; for if people are unwilling to hear you, you had better hold your tongue than them. (Quote by - Lord Chesterfield)

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. (Quote by - Alexander Smith)

Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture. (Quote by - Ben Hecht)

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. (Quote by - Immanuel Kant)

Candor is a proof of both a just frame of mind, and of a good tone of breeding. It is a quality that belongs equally to the honest man and to the gentleman. (Quote by - James F. Cooper)

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. (Quote by - George S. Patton)

Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art; to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul. (Quote by - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. (Quote by - Chris Evert)

There is no way to peace; peace is the way. (Quote by - A. J. Muste)

I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. (Quote by - Joyce Kilmer)

The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood. (Quote by - Alexander Haig)

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. (Quote by - Elsa Schiapirelli)

A room without books is a body without soul. (Quote by - Cicero Cvl-xliii B.c.)

Know how sublime a thing is to suffer and be strong. (Quote by - H. W. Longfellow)

If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. (Quote by - John Fitzgerald Kennedy)

All television is children's television. (Quote by - Fred Allen)

An economic policy which does not consider the well-being of all will not serve the purposes of peace and the growth of well-being among the people of all nations. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

There is nothing permanent except change. (Quote by - Heraclitus)

Who knows what we live, and struggle, and die?... Wise men write many books, in words too hard to understand. But this, the purpose of our lives, the end of all our struggle, is beyond all human wisdom. (Quote by - Alan Paton)

Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. (Quote by - M Scott Peck)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (Quote by - General George S. Patton)

He who lives by the sword dies by the sword. (Quote by - Proverb)

to be nobody-but-myself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make me everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting. (Quote by - Ee Cummings)

The cautious seldom err. (Quote by - Confucius)

One of the blessings of age is to learn not to part on a note of sharpness, to treasure the moments spent with those we love, and to make them whenever possible good to remember, for time is short. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

You are looking as fresh as paint. (Quote by - F. E. Smedley)

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. (Quote by - Gary Wills)

From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. (Quote by - Edgar Allan Poe)

It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an integrated and unitary set of explanations for my thoughts and feelings. (Quote by - Bronwyn Davies)

Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (Quote by - John Fitzgerald Kennedy)

The mysterious is always attractive. People will always follow a vail. (Quote by - Bede Jarrett)

Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?. (Quote by - Mark Edwards)

Time is the fire in which we burn. (Quote by - Gene Roddenberry)

Visitors are insatiable devourers of time, and fit only for those who, if they did not visit, would do nothing. (Quote by - William Cowper)

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country. (Quote by - William J. Durant)

Open-mindedness should not be fostered because, as Scripture teaches, Truth is great and will prevail, nor because, as Milton suggests, Truth will always win in a free and open encounter. It should be fostered for its own sake. (Quote by - Richard Rorty)

The camera cannot lie. But it can be an accessory to untruth. (Quote by - Harold Evans)

There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them. (Quote by - Emile Chartier)

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. (Quote by - Fran Lebowitz)

The hand that rules the press, the radio, the screen and the far-spread magazine, rules the country.(Quote by - Learned Hand)

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. (Quote by - Fred A. Allen)

There can be a fundamental gulf of gracelessness in a human heart which neither our love nor our courage can bridge. (Quote by - Patrick Campbell)

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. (Quote by - Moliere)

Only a man's character is the real criterion of worth. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

'Sesquippledan', he would say, 'Sesquippledan verboojuice". (Quote by - H. G. Wells)

Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check. (Quote by - Escher)

Half the failures in life arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping. (Quote by - A. W. Hare)

All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner; but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own. (Quote by - Oscar W. Firkins)

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. (Quote by - Errol Flynn)

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing. (Quote by - Gamel Abdel Nasser)

I come like Water, and like Wind I go. (Quote by - Edward Fitzgerald)

I give my opinion not as being good, but as being my own. (Quote by - Montaigne)

I would not be happy unless I had some regular work to do every day and I imagine that I will always feel that way no matter how old I am. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. (Quote by - Golda Meir)

Telling lies does not work in advertising. (Quote by - Tim Bell)

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. (Quote by - Lucille S. Harper)

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it. (Quote by - Emerson Pugh)

I cry every chance I get. (Quote by - Richard Gere)

Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him. (Quote by - Henry Miller)

I never apologize! (Quote by - G. Bernard Shaw)

Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society. (Quote by - David Hull)

I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves. (Quote by - George Gordon Byron)

When better business decisions are made, economists won't make them. (Quote by - H. V. Prochnow)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Quote by - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

Crime never sleeps. (Quote by - Proverb)

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity. (Quote by - Socrates)

At all times, day by day, we have to continue fighting for freedom of religion, freedom of speech, and freedom from want--for these are things that must be gained in peace as well as in war. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

The times they are a-changing. (Quote by - Bob Dylan)

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. (Quote by - Al Capone)

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. (Quote by - Goethe)

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. (Quote by - D. J. Hicks)

Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are. (Quote by - Henry Fielding)

This is very true: For my words are my own, and my actions are my ministers. (Quote by - Charles Ii)

In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled. (Quote by - Paul Eldridge)

When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away. (Quote by - Stewart Brand)

I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things. (Quote by - Archibishop Of Canterbury)

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. (Quote by - J. K. Galbraith)

She just wore enough for modesty; no more! (Quote by - Robert Buchanan)

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice. (Quote by - Baruch Spinoza)

The more sinful and guilty a person tends to feel, the less chance there is that he will be a happy, healthy, or law-abiding citizen. He will become a compulsive wrong-doer. (Quote by - Dr. Albert Ellis)

The more you say, the less people remember. The fewer the words, the greater the profit. (Quote by - Felelon)

Modesty is the color of virtue. (Quote by - Diogenes Of Sinope)

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it. (Quote by - Colin Wilson)

And of course, the brain is not responsible for any of the sensations at all. The correct view is that the seat and source of sensation is the region of the heart. (Quote by - Aristotle)

What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust over like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it sags like a heavy load. Or does it just explode?. (Quote by - Langston Hughes)

We are the environment. (Quote by - Charles Panati)

Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. (Quote by - Charles H. Grosvenor)

Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay. (Quote by - Bill Stern)

Light is the symbol of truth. (Quote by - James Russell Lowell)

Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters; united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels. (Quote by - Goya)

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. (Quote by - Ernie Kovacs)

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. (Quote by - Hubert H. Humphrey)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Quote by - Galileo Galilei)

The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over. (Quote by - Aesop)

Cards were at first for benefits designed, sent to amuse, not to enslave the mind. (Quote by - David Garrick)

When superstition is allowed to perform the task of old age in dulling the human temperament, we can say goodbye to all excellence in poetry, in painting, and in music. (Quote by - Denis Diderot)

I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ a profesional praiser.(Quote by - Osbert Sitwell)

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower. (Quote by - Bruce Feirstein)

So far as modern science is concerned, we have to abandon completely the idea that by going into the realm of the small we shall reach the ultimate foundations of the universe. I believe we can abandon this idea without any regret. The universe is infini. (Quote by - Emile Wiechert)

I think we ought to impress on both our girls and boys that successful marriages require just as much work, just as much intelligence and just as much unselfish devotion, as they give to any position they undertake to fill on a paid basis. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

The Social Sciences are good at accounting for disasters once they have taken place. (Quote by - Claude T. Bissell)

You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. (Quote by - Hermann Weyl)

If you want to commit suicide you can use my razor; it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the cord. (Quote by - Haythum R. Khalid)

The journalistic vision sharpens to the point of maximum impact every event, every individual and social configuration; but the honing is uniform.(Quote by - George Steiner)

The art of drawing conclusions from experiments and observations consists in evaluating probabilities and in estimating whether they are sufficiently great or numerous enough to constitute proofs. This kind of calculation is more complicated and more dif. (Quote by - Antoine Lavoisier)

Damn right, it's fun. There's good company. It's creative. It's adventurous. Combines high adventure and art with intellection. It's more fun than polo. It's like going undefeated in football.(Quote by - Tommy Lee Jones)

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. (Quote by - Cornelia Otis Skinner)

Never touch a butterfly's wing with your finger. (Quote by - Colette)

If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. (Quote by - Haythum R. Khalid)

If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs. (Quote by - Eilliam Feather)

I am having so much fun performing, I feel almost guilty. I think, my God, I hope no one comes and busts me for this. (Quote by - David Crosby)

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. (Quote by - Jerry Della Femina)

Lord Tyrawley and I have been dead these two years, but we don't choose to have it known. (Quote by - Lord Chesterfield)

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger. (Quote by - Franklin Jones)

Surely the glory of journalism is its transience. (Quote by - Malcolm Muggeridge)

I think, therefore I am - I think. (Quote by - Howard Schneider)

For just when ideas fail, a word comes in to save the situation. (Quote by - Goethe)

I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself; that my future lay in my own hands. (Quote by - Darius Ogden Mills)

People differ not only in their ability to do but also in their 'will to do'. (Quote by - Paul Hersey)

I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the whites of South Africa) have turned to loving, they will find we (the blacks) are turned to hating. (Quote by - Alan Paton)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

But who would rush at a benighted man, and give him two black eyes for being blind?. (Quote by - Thomas Hood)

A meeting between two people who complete each other, who are made for each other, borders already, in my opinion, on a miracle. (Quote by - Adolf Hitler)

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. (Quote by - Henrik Ibsen)

Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour. (Quote by - Gioacchino Rossini)

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. (Quote by - Edward Albee)

Reason is the substance of the universe, the design of the world is absolutely rational. (Quote by - Hegel)

They seldom looked happy. They passed one another without a word in the elevator, like silent shades in hell, hell-bent on their next look from a handsome stranger. Their next rush from a popper. The next song that turned their bones to jelly and left them all on the dance floor with heads back, eyes nearly closed, in the ecstasy of saints receiving the stigmata. (Quote by - Andrew Holleran)

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. (Quote by - Allen Ginsberg)

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward. (Quote by - Margaret Fairless Barber)

It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead. (Quote by - Robert G. Ingersoll)

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep. (Quote by - Euripides)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (Quote by - A. J. Liebling)

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult. (Quote by - Sir Laurence Olivier)

One should always sleep in all of one's guest beds, to make sure that they are comfortable. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

I am the emperor, and I want dumplings. (Quote by - Ferdinand I)

We do not remember days; we remember moments. (Quote by - Margaret Fairless Barber)

What we call "morals" is simply blind obedience to words of command. (Quote by - Havelock Ellis)

If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. (Quote by - Stanley Garn)

One meal a day is enough for a lion, and it ought to be for a man. (Quote by - George Fordyce)

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain—then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system? (Quote by - Robert A. Heinlein)

The paper burns, but the words fly away. (Quote by - Ben Joseph Akiba)

Zeal without knowledge is like fire without light. (Quote by - English Proverb)

The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them. (Quote by - Gunnar Myrdal)

Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. (Quote by - John Cage)

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. (Quote by - Abba Eban)

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... (Quote by - Channing Pollack)

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. (Quote by - Clarence Darrow)

For violence, like Achilles' lance, can heal the wounds it has inflicted. (Quote by - Frantz Fanos)

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. (Quote by - Arnold Bennett)

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. (Quote by - George Meredith)

Ful wys is he that can himselven knowe! (Very wise is he that can know himself.)
. (Quote by - Chaucer)

The really idle man gets nowhere. The perpetually busy man does not get much further. (Quote by - Sir Heneage Ogilvie)

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. (Quote by - Blaise Pascal)

The life so short, the craft so long to learn. (Quote by - Hippocrates)

A poem is never finished, only abandoned. (Quote by - Paul Valery)

I am inhabited by a cry. Nightly it flaps out Looking, with its hooks, for something to love. I am terrified by this dark thing That sleeps in me; All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. (Quote by - Sylvia Plath)

The most important thing when ill, is to never lose heart. (Quote by - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin)

Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. (Quote by - Katherine Cebrian)

Pressure and stress is the common cold of the psyche. (Quote by - Andrew Denton)

Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another. (Quote by - G. K. Chesterton)

Praise the sea; on shore remain. (Quote by - John Florio)

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. (Quote by - Clifton Fadiman)

Cowards can never be moral. (Quote by - Mahatma Gandhi)

I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell. (Quote by - Harry S. Truman)

More light! (Quote by - Goethe)

The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day. (Quote by - Norman Douglas)

You will be able to appreciate the influence of such an Engine on the future progress of science. I live in a country which is incapable of estimating it. (Quote by - Charles Babbage)

Who has not hopedTo outrage an enemy's dignity?Who has not been sweptBy the wish to hurt?And who has not thought that the impersonal worldDeserves no better than to be destroyedBy one fabulous sign of his displeasure? - The Face of Violence. (Quote by - J. Bronowski)

The words walked right out of my mouth. (Quote by - James Brady)

Their [the waiters'] eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pâté, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes. (Quote by - S. J. Perelman)

Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done. (Quote by - Ernie Kovacs)

The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him. (Quote by - Claude Levi-strauss)

I had always loved beautiful and artistic things, though before leaving America I had had a very little chance of seeing any. (Quote by - Emma Albani)

Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. (Quote by - Baltasar Gracian)

The man who has nothing to do is always the busiest. (Quote by - French Proverb)

No one can remember more than three points. (Quote by - Philip Crosby)

Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind of lethargy steals over all the finer senses of the soul. (Quote by - Montaigne)

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. (Quote by - Heisenberg)

They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind. (Quote by - George Armstrong Custer)

We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether they were made or just happened. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action. (Quote by - Frank Herbert)

A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself; he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success. (Quote by - Alec Waugh)

In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order. (Quote by - Idi Amin Dada)

If you ever have to support a flagging conversation, introduce the topic of eating. (Quote by - Leigh Hunt)

Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly. (Quote by - Simeon Strunsky)

I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is. (Quote by - Alan Watts)

What I want back is what I was Before the bed, before the knife, Before the brooch-pin and the salve Fixed me in this parenthesis; Horses fluent in the wind, A place, a time gone out of mind. (Quote by - Sylvia Plath)

Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness? (Quote by - Artemus Ward)

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. (Quote by - Socrates)

Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood. (Quote by - Augusto Pinochet)

This living in a democracy is a problem, isn't it? (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

He that will learn to pray, let him go to sea. (Quote by - George Herbert)

The education of the doctor which goes on after he has his degree is, after all, the most important part of his education. (Quote by - John Shaw Billings)

Nothing lowers the level on conversation more than raising the voice. (Quote by - Stanley Horowitz)

God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning. (Quote by - Imamu Amiri Baraka)

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)

In the fight between you and the world, back the world. (Quote by - Franz Kafka)

When we are young, wandering the face of the Earth, wondering what our dreams might be worth, learning that we're only immortal; For a limited time. (Quote by - Dreamline - Rush)

To be happy is to be able to become aware of oneself without fright. (Quote by - Walter Benjamin)

Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world. (Quote by - Arnold Bennett)

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. (Quote by - Frank Herbert)

Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. (Quote by - David Pratt)

We are dancing on a volcano. (Quote by - Comte De Salvandy)

The Beatles exist apart from my Self. I am not really Beatle George. Beatle George is like a suit or shirt that I once wore on occasion and until the end of my life people may see that shirt and mistake it for me. (Quote by - George Harrison)

If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money. (Quote by - Construction Digest)

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. (Quote by - Richard Braunstein)

Good things, when short, are twice as good. (Quote by - Baltasar Gracian)

Language is not only the vehicle of thought, it is a great and efficient instrument in thinking. (Quote by - Humphrey Davy)

I try to leave out the parts that people skip. (Quote by - Elmore Leonard)

If I say to the moment: 'Stay now! You are so beautiful'! (Quote by - Goethe)

To what extent is any given man morally responsible for any given act? We do not know.(Quote by - Alexis Carrel)

Try to find your deepest issue in every confusion, and abide by that. (Quote by - D. H. Lawrence)

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it. (Quote by - Danny Kaye)

A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself. (Quote by - Robert Burton)

You gave me the key of your heart, my love; then why did you make me knock? Oh that was yesterday, saints above! And last night -- I changed the lock!. (Quote by - John Boyle O'reilly)

They say a reasonable amount o' fleas is good for a dog--keeps him from broodin' over bein' a bog, mebbe. (Quote by - Edward Noyes Westcott)

Top presenters have total control of their fears. They make fear their slave, not the master. (Quote by - Doug Malouf)

But then peace, peace! I am so mistrustful of it: so much afraid that it means a sort of weakness and giving in.(Quote by - D. H. Lawrence)

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Quote by - Aldous Huxley)

Men are accomplices to that which leaves them indifferent. (Quote by - George Steiner)

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. (Quote by - Daniel Boone)

It takes one hour of preparation for each minute of presentation time. (Quote by - Wayne Burgraff)

And it will fall out as in a complication of diseases, that by applying a remedy to one sore, you will provoke another; and that which removes the one ill symptom produces others. (Quote by - Sir Thomas More)

They eat the dainty food of gamous chefs with the same pleasure with which they devour gross peasant dishes, mostly composed of garlic and tomatoes, or fisherman's octopus and shrimps, fried in heavily scented olive oil on a little deserted beach. (Quote by - Luigi Barzini)

Here's to the pilot that weathered the storm. (Quote by - George Canning)

Laws were made to be broken. (Quote by - Christopher North)

Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. (Quote by - Herbert Westren Turnbull)

Man shapes himself through decision that shape his environment. (Quote by - Rene Dubos)

Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected. (Quote by - Jonathan Edwards)

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. (Quote by - Franklin P. Adams)

The sweetest of all sounds is praise. (Quote by - Xenophon)

War will cease when men refuse to fight. (Quote by - Fridtjof Hansen)

I wept as I remembered how often you and I had tired the sun with talking and sent him down the sky. (Quote by - Callimachus)

The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. (Quote by - George Gobel)

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. (Quote by - J. Danforth Quayle)

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. (Quote by - Nick Mirov)

I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly. (Quote by - George Farquhar)

My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits. (Quote by - Goethe)

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. (Quote by - Katharine Hepburn)

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness. (Quote by - Confucius)

It is not enough to show people how to live better: there is a mandate for any group with enormous powers of communication to show people how to be better. (Quote by - Marya Mannes)

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. (Quote by - Desiderius Erasmus)

One cannot play chess if one becomes aware of the pieces as living souls and of the fact that the Whites and the Blacks have more in common with each other than with the players. Suddenly one loses all interest in who will be champion. (Quote by - Anatol Rapoport)

I had rather be right than be President. (Quote by - Henry Clay)

It's only words...unless they're true. (Quote by - David Mamet)

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. (Quote by - Baltasar Gracian)

The unlived life is not worth examining. (Quote by - Tom Morris)

Intellectual brilliance is no guaranty against being dead wrong. (Quote by - David Fasold)

In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... (Quote by - Cindy Crawford, Supermodel)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (Quote by - H. G. Wells)

So little done, so much to do. (Quote by - Cecil Rhodes)

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. (Quote by - Andres S. Tannenbaum)

He that is conscious of guilt cannot bear the innocence of others: So they will try to reduce all others to their own level. (Quote by - Charles James Fox)

Luck is the residue of design. (Quote by - Branch Rickey)

What have they done to you my poor child? (Quote by - Goethe)

There is no sincerer love than the love of food. (Quote by - Calvin Trillin)

I'm a high school student and this is from a poem I wrote called Sometimes He Wonders. You may split it into different parts if you'd like - right now I'll put it as Unsorted. And He feels so incredibly weak when he has ferociously quarreled against them since his genuine years and has lost. His hopes for a better understanding dissipate as he grows older, and his mind grows less eager to reach a verdict. Having no sense of direction, he roams here, looking above, asking futile questions, even though the answers may be feared. Good by nature, he has learned his survival skills, which will lead him into the real world, and will someday make him a successful individual. Wishing the pressure did not exist, it is a natural instinct to adapt and not to recluse. He rather is a mindless drone than a lonely Hermit, after all. He has no control over his environment, it is the exact opposite. Molded and shaped by his surroundings, he seeks about for himself and his purpose, while this mold slowly deteriorates organic matter. (Quote by - Manuel Monne)

If you be sick, your own thoughts make you sick. (Quote by - Ben Jonson)

Nothing is difficult to those who have the will. (Quote by - Dutch Poet's Society)

Medical education is not completed at the medical school, it is only begun. (Quote by - William H. Welch)

Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. (Quote by - David Letterman)

Success on any major scale requires you to accept responsibility... in the final analysis, the one quality that all successful people have... is the ability to take on responsibility. (Quote by - Michael Korda)

Something attempted, something done, Has earned a nights repose. (Quote by - H. W. Longfellow)

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in milk. (Quote by - Henry David Thoreau)

Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. (Quote by - Gandhi)

He is richest who is content with the least. (Quote by - Socrates)

He who survives will see the outcome. (Quote by - French Proverb)

The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. (Quote by - George S. Patton)

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. (Quote by - Herman Mankiewicz)

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. (Quote by - William Jennings Bryan)

Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. (Quote by - Garry Trudeau)

We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts. (Quote by - Alfred Jarry)

in motion be like water... at rest, like a mirror. resound like the echo; be subtle, as though nonexistent. (Quote by - Tao Saying)

Always when I see a man fond of praise I always think it is because he is an affectionate man craving for affection. (Quote by - J. B. Yeats)

Anthropology is the most humanistic of the sciences and the most scientific of the humanities. (Quote by - Alfred L. Kroeber)

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. (Quote by - Harry S. Truman)

Nowhere to fall but off; Nowhere to stand but on. (Quote by - Benjamin King)

It is bad luck to be superstitious. (Quote by - Andrew W. Mathis)

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death. (Quote by - James F. Byrnes)

I have never felt that anything really mattered by the satisfaction of knowing that you stood for the things in which you believed and had done the very best you could. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. (Quote by - Alfred Jarry)

There's no fool like an old fool -- you can't beat experience. (Quote by - Jacob Braude)

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks. (Quote by - Lin Yutang)

If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it. (Quote by - Socrates)

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. (Quote by - George Moore)

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. (Quote by - Roger Babson)

It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted for the fate waiting them on this earth. (Quote by - Joseph Conrad)

I look upon indolence as a sort of suicide; for the man is effectually destroyed, though the appetites of the brute may survive. (Quote by - Lord Chesterfield)

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. (Quote by - Tom Lehrer)

One of the best ways of enslaving a people is to keep them from education... The second way of enslaving a people is to suppress the sources of information, not only by burning books but by controlling all the other ways in which ideas are transmitted. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

Albert Einstein I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. W. Alton Jones -Robert Frost. (Quote by - Robert Frost)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (Quote by - H. G. Wells)

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. (Quote by - John Powell)

Life's to short for chess. (Quote by - Henry James Byron)

Where the flag of truth waves unfurled, there you will find superstition waiting in ambush. (Quote by - Platen)

Cowards falter, but danger is often overcome by those who nobly dare. (Quote by - Queen's Mother Elizabeth)

Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space. (Quote by - Diana Black)

I must plough my furrow alone. (Quote by - Earl Of Rosebery)

We compound our suffering by victimizing each other. (Quote by - Athol Fugard)

No letters after your name are ever going to be a total guarantee of competence any more than they are a guarantee against fraud. Improving competence involves continuing professional development ... That is the really crucial thing, not just passing an examination. (Quote by - Colette Bowe)

Long ago, I made up my mind that when things were said involving only me, I would pay no attention to them, except when valid criticism was carried by which I could profit. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

Every man ought to be inquisitive through every hour of his great adventure down to the day when he shall no longer cast a shadow in the sun. For if he dies without a question in his heart, what excuse is there for his continuance? - The Colby Essays. (Quote by - Frank Moore Colby)

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. (Quote by - Elizabeth Kubler-ross)

Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be. (Quote by - J. Danforth Quayle)

In life, as in chess, forethought wins. (Quote by - Charles Buxton)

You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Albert Einstein -Irish proverb. (Quote by - Irish Proverb)

I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity. (Quote by - Charles Dudley Warner)

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think it's going to rain, it will. (Quote by - Clint Eastwood)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Quote by - Saint Augustine)

Make my joy complete by being of the same mind, maintaining the same love, united in spirit, intent on one purpose.(Quote by - Bible)

Small projects need much more help than great. (Quote by - Dante)

There is a condition worse than blindness, and that is, seeing something that isn't there. (Quote by - L. Ron Hubbard)

We look at the dance to impart the sensation of living in an affirmation of life, to energize the spectator into keener awareness of the vigor, the mystery, the humor, the variety, and the wonder of life. This is the function of the American dance. (Quote by - Martha Graham)

Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance. (Quote by - Confucius)

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. (Quote by - J. Danforth Quayle)

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant. (Quote by - Herny Miller)

She concedes that she's the one she pleases. (Quote by - Kim Carnes)

Think, or be damned. (Quote by - Bryan Penton)

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence. (Quote by - Mahatma Gandhi)

Changing our diet is something we choose to do, not something we are forced to do. Instead of dreading it, try saying, "Here's another thing I get to do to help myself. Great!". (Quote by - Greg Anderson)

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. (Quote by - Charles Darwin)

Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people. (Quote by - André Dubus)

It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise. (Quote by - W. Somerset Maugham)

It is our freedom to progress that makes us all want to live and to go on. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously. (Quote by - Cincinnati Enquirer)

Never be so brief as to become obscure. (Quote by - Tryon Edwards)

Discord occasions a momentary distress to the ear, which remains unsatisfied, and even uneasy, until it hears something better. (Quote by - Charles Burney)

Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you. (Quote by - Cheers)

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. (Quote by - Aaron Levenstein)

Simplicity is the final achievement. After one has played a vast quantity of notes and more notes, it is simplicity that emerges as the crowning reward of art. (Quote by - Chopin)

The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom. (Quote by - Cyril Parkinson)

If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it. (Quote by - Norman Thomas)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

Whatever come we have to meet it. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)

The most merciful thing in the world ... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. (Quote by - H. P. Lovecraft)

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool. (Quote by - Bellamy Brooks)

You do not destroy an idea by killing people; you replace it with a better one. (Quote by - Edward Keating)

No one is so generous as he who has nothing to give. (Quote by - French Proverb)

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. (Quote by - Richard Armour)

If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor. (Quote by - Henry Kissinger)

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. (Quote by - Andrew A. Rooney)

A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his obligations. (Quote by - William Feather)

His ignorance is encyclopedic. (Quote by - Abba Eban)

If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. (Quote by - Dennis Roch)

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. (Quote by - Buddy Hackett)

Desperate times call for desperate measures. (Quote by - Proverb)

I'll moider da bum. (Quote by - John Heisman)

Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest violence. (Quote by - Hebrew Proverb)

Anthropology provides a scientific basis for dealing with the crucial dilemma of the world today: how can peoples of different appearance, mutually unintelligible languages, and dissimilar ways of life get along peaceably together? (Quote by - Clyde Kluckhohn)

Politeness is the slow poison of collaboration. (Quote by - Edwin H. Land)

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. (Quote by - Mortimer Caplan)

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. (Quote by - Ellen Parr)

I don't even know what street Canada is on. (Quote by - Al Capone)

The more things change, the more they are the same. (Quote by - Alphonse Karr)

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy. (Quote by - Bern Williams)

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. (Quote by - Herodotus)

The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. (Quote by - Abbie Hoffman)

What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. (Quote by - Frank Adams)

I may climb perhaps to no great heights, but I will climb alone. (Quote by - Cyrano De Bergerac)

In fact, one thing that I have noticed...is that all of these conspiracy theories depend on the perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find the facts also work if you assume everyone is endlessly stupid. (Quote by - Brian E. Moore)

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. (Quote by - Clarence Darrow)

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly. (Quote by - U. Peter)

Laughter is inner jogging. (Quote by - Laughter)

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. (Quote by - Samuel Hoffenstein)

You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on.(Quote by - Harry S Truman)

Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it. (Quote by - Edgar Watson Howe)

There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford. (Quote by - John Braford)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. (Quote by - Napoleon Bonaparte)

It has been a bitter mortification for me to digest the conclusion that the 'race is for the strong' and that I shall probably do little more but be content to admire the strides others made in science. (Quote by - Charles Darwin)

Debate is masculine, conversation is feminine. (Quote by - Amos Bronson Alcott)

Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can. (Quote by - John Wesley)

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.(Quote by - Lord Chesterfield)

Einstein is an analytical mathematician seeking to give a physical interpretation to the conclusions of his mathematical process. In this he is hampered by a load of contradictory and absurd assumptions of the school that he follows, which throws him into all manner of difficulty. Einstein has such a faculty for embracing both sides of a contradiction that one would have to be of the same frame of mind to follow his thought, it is so peculiarly his own. The whole Relativity theory is as easy to follow as the path of a bat in the air at night. (Quote by - Jeremiah Joseph)

Athletics should reduce stress, not increase it. (Quote by - Mark Allen)

I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar. (Quote by - Emperor Sigismund)

Love is a hole in the heart. (Quote by - Ben Hecht)

When the one who dries your tears is the one who makes you cry, who do you run to?

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. (Quote by - Norman Douglas)

I never let schooling interfere with my education. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to train a physicist. It is taking so long, in fact, to train a physicist to the place where he understands the nature of physical problems that he is already too old to solv. (Quote by - Eugene Wigner)

I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time. (Quote by - Erin Cleary)

Compare the cinema with theatre. Both are dramatic arts. Theatre brings actors before a public and every night during the season they re-enact the same drama. Deep in the nature of theatre is a sense of ritual. The cinema, by contrast, transports its audience individually, singly, out of the theatre towards the unknown. (Quote by - John Berger)

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. (Quote by - Epictetus)

We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it. (Quote by - George Farquhar)

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. (Quote by - Alvin Toffler)

In some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence. (Quote by - Cesar Chavez)

Have a good cry, wash out your heart. If you keep it inside it'll tear you apart. Sometimes you lose, but you're gonna win if you just hang in. (Quote by - Dr. Hook)

There is nothing that exasperates people more than a display of superior ability or brilliance in conversation. They seem pleased at the time, but their envy makes them curse the conversationalist in their heart. (Quote by - Johnson)

To have one's individuality completely ignored is like being pushed quite out of life--like being blown out as one blows out a light. (Quote by - Evelyn Scott)

Never buy shoes early in the day when your feet are their smallest. (Quote by - Francis Patiky Stein)

It's a fact the whole world knows; That Pobbles are happier without their toes. (Quote by - Edward Lear)

Happiness hates the timid! So does science! - Strange Interlude, 1928. (Quote by - Eugene O'neill)

The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. (Quote by - Dietrich Bonhoeffer)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. (Quote by - Jeff Arder)

God bears with the wicked, but not forever. (Quote by - Miguel De Cervantes)

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. (Quote by - Henry Kissinger)

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones. (Quote by - Charles Caleb Colton)

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. (Quote by - Michael Apostolius)

Watteau is no less an artist for having painted a fascia board while Sainsbury's is no less effective a business for producing advertisements which entertain and educate instead of condescending and exploiting. (Quote by - Stephen Bayley)

And you pretend it doesn't bother you, When you just want to explode... (Quote by - Bob Seger)

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread of continuity for your audience. (Quote by - Dave Carey)

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first time or the last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. (Quote by - Betty Smith)

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. (Quote by - Will Rogers)

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing. (Quote by - Roger Caras)

Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be. (Quote by - Charles Brower)

Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. (Quote by - Ed Bluestone)

The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisement's chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the ad increases. (Quote by - Dr. Charles Edwards)

If eighty percent of your sales come from twenty percent of all of your items, just carry those twenty percent. (Quote by - Stew Leonard)

Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. (Quote by - General Omar Bradley)

I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. (Quote by - Socrates)

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. (Quote by - Herodotus)

Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. (Quote by - Boies Penrose)

The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe. (Quote by - Frank Rizzo)

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. (Quote by - Alan Paton)

You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before. (Quote by - Luigi Barzini)

It takes a long time to understand nothing. (Quote by - Edward Dahlberg)

Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. (Quote by - Charles Buck)

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. (Quote by - Gordon R. Dickson)

I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one. (Quote by - Leo Burnett)

Everyone has their ups and downs, I decided to have mine between good and great! (Quote by - Daniel Hoogtrerp)

The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.(Quote by - Frederick W. Faber)

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. (Quote by - Galileo)

A cul-de-sac to which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. (Quote by - John A. Lincoln)

There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder. (Quote by - J. W. Curran)

Adventure is worthwhile. (Quote by - Amelia Earhart)

Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.). (Quote by - German Proverb)

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

My country is the world; my countrymen are mankind. (Quote by - William Lloyd Garrison)

Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it. (Quote by - Aubrey Eben)

How goes the enemy? (Quote by - Frederic Reynolds)

In teaching the medical student the primary requisite is to keep him awake. (Quote by - Chavalier Jackson)

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. (Quote by - Euripides)

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. (Quote by - W.c. Fields)

The west wasn't won on salad. (Quote by - Peter Oakley)

The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper. (Quote by - Stanislaw Lec)

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. (Quote by - Clive James)

A civil guest will no more talk all, than eat all the feast. (Quote by - George Herheri)

Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war. (Quote by - John Andrew Holmes)

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. (Quote by - Arthur Miller)

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy. (Quote by - Matthew Broderick)

Health food makes me sick. (Quote by - Calvin Trillin)

How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. (Quote by - Alfred De Musset)

Knowledge is soon changed, then lost in the mist, an echo half-heard. (Quote by - Gene Wolfe)

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. (Quote by - Don Herold)

When you have nothing to say, say nothing. (Quote by - Charles Caleb Colton)

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. (Quote by - St. Basil)

She unbent her mind afterwards - over a book. (Quote by - Charles Lamb)

Where would we be without salt? (Quote by - James A. Beard)