Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. (Quote by - Maureen Murphy)

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman. (Quote by - Edward Bulwer-Lytton)

A great value of antiquity lies in the fact that its writings are the only ones that modern men still read with exactness. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. (Quote by - Jean Kerr)

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want. (Quote by - William Binger)

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (Quote by - Linda Ellerbee)

Macho doesn't prove mucho. (Quote by - Zsa Zsa Gabor)

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. (Quote by - Ella Harris)

There is always inequality in life. Some men are killed in a war and some men are wounded and some men never leave the country. Life is unfair. (Quote by - John F. Kennedy)

Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts? (Quote by - Confucius)

If men had more up top we'd need less up front. (Quote by - Jaci Stephen)

Women have one great advantage over men. It is commonly thought that if they marry they have done enough, and need career no further. If a man marries, on the other hand, public opinion is all against him if he takes this view. (Quote by - Rose Macaulay)

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. (Quote by - Ninon de Lenclos)

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. (Quote by - Germaine Greer)

Breathes there a man with hide so tough Who says two sexes aren't enough? (Quote by - Samuel Hoffenstein)

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. (Quote by - George Washington)

We have guided missiles and misguided men. (Quote by - Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Some men can live up to their loftiest ideals without ever going higher than a basement. (Quote by - Theodore Roosevelt)

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. (Quote by - Elayne Boosler)

As the faculty of writing has chiefly been a masculine endowment, the reproach of making the world miserable has always been thrown upon the women. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)