Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. (Quote by - Jean Kerr)

what women want is what men want. They want respect. (Quote by - Marilyn vos Savant)

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? (Quote by - Zsa Zsa Gabor)

Commuter - One who spends his life in riding to and from his wife; a man who shaves and takes a train, and then rides back to shave again. (Quote by - E. B. White)

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. (Quote by - Jason Love)

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. (Quote by - Confucius)

The man, most man, works best for men: and, if most man indeed, he gets his manhood plainest from his soul. (Quote by - Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. (Quote by - Arthur Helps)

The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon. (Quote by - Harry G. Johnson)

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. (Quote by - Jerry Seinfeld)

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try. (Quote by - Oscar Hammerstein)

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray acts of nurturance as acts of strength. (Quote by - Carol Gilligan)

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. (Quote by - Mae West)

Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs? (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself. (Quote by - Confucius)

Books constitute capital. A library book lasts as long as a house, for hundreds of years. It is not, then, an article of mere consumption but fairly of capital, and often in the case of professional men, setting out in life, it is their only capital. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. (Quote by - Jane Austen)

A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery. (Quote by - Clare Booth Luce)

You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs. (Quote by - Jay Leno)

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. (Quote by - Henry Louis Mencken)

I have no fear that the result of our experiment will be that men may be trusted to govern themselves without a master. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were. (Quote by - John F. Kennedy)