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I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act. (Quote by - Buddha)

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Eve left Adam, to meet the Devil in private. (Quote by - Alexander Pope)

Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size. (Quote by - Virginia Woolf)

Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life. (Quote by - Alice Thomas Ellis)

These men ask for just the same thing, fairness, and fairness only. This, so far as in my power, they, and all others, shall have. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

There is more difference within the sexes than between them. (Quote by - Ivy Compton-Burnett)

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. (Quote by - Andy Rooney)

Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, be agreeable if it kills you. (Quote by - Elsie de Wolfe)

As far as I knew white women were never lonely, except in books. White men adored them, Black men desired them and Black women worked for them. (Quote by - Maya Angelou)

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. (Quote by - Marlene Dietrich)

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. (Quote by - W. C. Fields)

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. (Quote by - Zig Ziglar)

What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year? (Quote by - Lady Nancy Astor)

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done things. We had time. (Quote by - C. S. Lewis)

There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

A man's idee in a card game is war (Quote by - crool, devastatin' and pitiless. A lady's idee iv it is a combynation iv larceny, embezzlement an' burglary. (Quote by - Finley Peter Dunne)

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. (Quote by - Clare Booth Luce)

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. (Quote by - Dorothy Parker)

More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth. (Quote by - Napoleon Hill)

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. (Quote by - Letty Cottin Pogrebin)

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. (Quote by - Jean Kerr)

what women want is what men want. They want respect. (Quote by - Marilyn vos Savant)

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? (Quote by - Zsa Zsa Gabor)

Commuter - One who spends his life in riding to and from his wife; a man who shaves and takes a train, and then rides back to shave again. (Quote by - E. B. White)

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. (Quote by - Jason Love)

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. (Quote by - Confucius)

The man, most man, works best for men: and, if most man indeed, he gets his manhood plainest from his soul. (Quote by - Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. (Quote by - Arthur Helps)

The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon. (Quote by - Harry G. Johnson)

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. (Quote by - Jerry Seinfeld)

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try. (Quote by - Oscar Hammerstein)

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray acts of nurturance as acts of strength. (Quote by - Carol Gilligan)

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. (Quote by - Mae West)

Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs? (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself. (Quote by - Confucius)

Books constitute capital. A library book lasts as long as a house, for hundreds of years. It is not, then, an article of mere consumption but fairly of capital, and often in the case of professional men, setting out in life, it is their only capital. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. (Quote by - Jane Austen)

A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery. (Quote by - Clare Booth Luce)

You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs. (Quote by - Jay Leno)

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. (Quote by - Henry Louis Mencken)

I have no fear that the result of our experiment will be that men may be trusted to govern themselves without a master. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were. (Quote by - John F. Kennedy)

Men are made by nature unequal. It is vain, therefore, to treat them as if they were equal. (Quote by - J. A. Froude)

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. (Quote by - Muhammad Ali)

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. (Quote by - Francesca M. Cancian)

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking. (Quote by - Malcolm De Chazal)

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. (Quote by - Rita Mae Brown)

When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. (Quote by - Jean Giraudoux)

It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honoured by the humiliation of their fellow beings. (Quote by - Mohandas Gandhi)

Men are only as loyal as their options. (Quote by - Bill Maher)

Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point. (Quote by - Mohandas Gandhi)

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. (Quote by - Pope John XXIII)

Before success comes in any man's life, he's sure to meet with much temporary defeat and, perhaps some failures. When defeat overtakes a man, the easiest and the most logical thing to do is to quit. That's exactly what the majority of men do. (Quote by - Napoleon Hill)

There is probably nothing like living together for blinding people to each other. (Quote by - Ivy Compton-Burnett)

What men and women need is encouragement. Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues. Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits. (Quote by - Eleanor H. Porter)

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. (Quote by - Robert Byrne)

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. (Quote by - John F. Kennedy)

The assertion that "all men are created equal" was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life. (Quote by - Buddha)

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby. (Quote by - Jacob Braude)

My theory is that men are no more liberated than women. (Quote by - Indira Gandhi)

As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. (Quote by - Lana Turner)

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. (Quote by - George Jean Nathan)

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. (Quote by - Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate. (Quote by - Barbara De Angelis)

Risk is a part of God's game, alike for men and nations. (Quote by - Warren Buffett)

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell. (Quote by - Robin Morgan)

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive. (Quote by - Johann Kaspar Lavater)

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. (Quote by - Marilyn Monroe)

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants. (Quote by - Oleg Kiselev)

No nice men are good at getting taxis. (Quote by - Katherine Whitehorn)

If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? (Quote by - Chocolate Waters)

Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. (Quote by - Roseanne Barr)

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. (Quote by - G. K. Chesterton)

Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do. (Quote by - Ellen Glasgow)

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded. (Quote by - Robert B. Fleming)

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face. (Quote by - Ronald Reagan)

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Measures must always in a progressive society be held superior to men, who are after all imperfect instruments, working for their fulfilment. (Quote by - Mohandas Gandhi)

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one. (Quote by - Arianna Stassinopoulos)

What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder. (Quote by - From the television show Civil Wars)

Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it's very hard to make a home for any man if he's always in it. (Quote by - Winifred Kirkland)

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

An association of men who will not quarrel with one another is a thing which has never yet existed, from the greatest confederacy of nations down to a town meeting or a vestry. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage's whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men. (Quote by - Ayn Rand)

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. (Quote by - Farrah Fawcett)

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. (Quote by - Maureen Murphy)

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman. (Quote by - Edward Bulwer-Lytton)

A great value of antiquity lies in the fact that its writings are the only ones that modern men still read with exactness. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. (Quote by - Jean Kerr)

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want. (Quote by - William Binger)

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (Quote by - Linda Ellerbee)

Macho doesn't prove mucho. (Quote by - Zsa Zsa Gabor)

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. (Quote by - Ella Harris)

There is always inequality in life. Some men are killed in a war and some men are wounded and some men never leave the country. Life is unfair. (Quote by - John F. Kennedy)

Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts? (Quote by - Confucius)

If men had more up top we'd need less up front. (Quote by - Jaci Stephen)

Women have one great advantage over men. It is commonly thought that if they marry they have done enough, and need career no further. If a man marries, on the other hand, public opinion is all against him if he takes this view. (Quote by - Rose Macaulay)

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. (Quote by - Ninon de Lenclos)

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. (Quote by - Germaine Greer)

Breathes there a man with hide so tough Who says two sexes aren't enough? (Quote by - Samuel Hoffenstein)

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. (Quote by - George Washington)

We have guided missiles and misguided men. (Quote by - Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Some men can live up to their loftiest ideals without ever going higher than a basement. (Quote by - Theodore Roosevelt)

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. (Quote by - Elayne Boosler)

As the faculty of writing has chiefly been a masculine endowment, the reproach of making the world miserable has always been thrown upon the women. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)

She has such a nice sense of rumor. (Quote by - John Cutler)

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. (Quote by - Chuck Norris)

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear. (Quote by - Harold Coffin)

Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we are, we should compare it with the lot of the great majority of our fellow men. It then appears that we are among the privileged. (Quote by - Helen Keller)

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier and hoarser than his wife. (Quote by - Edgar Watson Howe)

When I was very young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. (Quote by - Arturo Toscanini)

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. (Quote by - Christina, Queen of Sweden)

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well she is able to think about what she feels. (Quote by - Mary McDowell)

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels. (Quote by - Linda Ellerbee)

The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is favoured with the sympathetic tears of other women, and a man whose wife has made off is laughed at by other men. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones. (Quote by - Theodore Roosevelt)

There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy. (Quote by - Peter Veale)

Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men. (Quote by - Theodor Reik)

Flirtation - attention without intention. (Quote by - Max O'Neil)

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. (Quote by - Dion Boucicault)

There are people who want to make men's lives more difficult for no other reason than the chance it provides them afterwards to offer their prescription for alleviating life; their Christianity, for instance. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

In our civilization, men are afraid that they will not be men enough and women are afraid that they might be considered only women. (Quote by - Theodor Reik)

That all men are equal is a proposition to which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent. (Quote by - Aldous Huxley)

Whoever has provoked men to rage against him has always gained a party in his favor, too. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men. (Quote by - Confucius)

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. (Quote by - Marion Smith)

Force always attracts men of low morality. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

Manly men and womanly women are still here but feeling nervous. (Quote by - Mason Cooley)

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly. (Quote by - Jonathan Swift)

'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. (Quote by - William Makepeace Thackeray)

A prudent man should always follow in the footsteps of great men and imitate those who have been outstanding. If his own prowess fails to compare with theirs, at least it has an air of greatness about it. (Quote by - Niccolo Machiavelli)

All of the men on my staff can type. (Quote by - Bella Abzug)

Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason. (Quote by - Ayn Rand)

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

Only free men can negotiate; prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom and mine cannot be separated. (Quote by - Nelson Mandela)

It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui. (Quote by - Helen Keller)

Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. (Quote by - Bruce Willis)

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home. (Quote by - Chinese Proverb)

Black men who have succeeded have an obligation to serve as role models for young men entrapped by a vicious cycle of poverty, despair, and hopelessness. (Quote by - Benjamin L. Hooks)

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. (Quote by - Katharine Hepburn)

Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. (Quote by - Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Observe all men, thyself most. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened. (Quote by - Maya Angelou)

Let your Discourse with Men of Business be Short and Comprehensive. (Quote by - George Washington)

All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!" (Quote by - John F. Kennedy)

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won't presume to probe into the faults of others. (Quote by - Mohandas Gandhi)

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. (Quote by - Jenny Eclair)

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim. (Quote by - Betty Friedan)

I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter. (Quote by - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

We believe that if men have the talent to invent new machines that put men out of work, they have the talent to put those men back to work. (Quote by - John F. Kennedy)

The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends for which we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. (Quote by - Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for. (Quote by - Socrates)

When women go wrong, men go right after them. (Quote by - Mae West)

He is every other inch a gentleman. (Quote by - Rebecca West)

If a man hears much that a woman says, she is not beautiful. (Quote by - Henry S. Haskins)

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. (Quote by - Madame de Staël)

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. (Quote by - Erica Jong)

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of. (Quote by - Oliver Wendell Holmes)

Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes. (Quote by - Lowell Ganz)

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later. For another thing, they die earlier. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know. (Quote by - Alexis Carrel)

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented (Quote by - Janet Flanner)

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men. (Quote by - Chinese Proverb)

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. (Quote by - Maryon Pearson)

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company. (Quote by - George Washington)

Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That's a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a ménage à trois. (Quote by - Carrie Latet)

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. (Quote by - Doris Day)

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. (Quote by - Mae West)

A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan. (Quote by - Martin Luther King, Jr.)

In the course of history, men come to see that iron necessity is neither iron nor necessary. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. (Quote by - Camille Paglia)

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. (Quote by - Lupe Velez)

It's a man's world, and you men can have it. (Quote by - Katherine Anne Porter)

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. (Quote by - W. Somerset Maugham)

Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

Regarding life, the wisest men of all ages have judged alike: it is worthless. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success. (Quote by - Jim Backus)

Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet, give themselves the benefit of the doubt, and remain silent. (Quote by - Napoleon Hill)

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold. (Quote by - John Lyly)

It women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us. (Quote by - Larry Miller)

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo. (Quote by - Tony Kornheiser)

It is the most sensual men who need to flee women and torment their bodies. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold. (Quote by - Kahlil Gibran )

A man is never so weak as when a woman is telling him how strong he is. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in. (Quote by - Anonymous)

All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine. (Quote by - Socrates)

A true man hates no one. (Quote by - Napoleon Bonaparte)

If you ever leave me, I'll go with you. (Quote by - Rene Taylor)

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own. (Quote by - Lenore Coffee)

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do. (Quote by - Brigitte Bardot)

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one." (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better be alone than in bad company. (Quote by - George Washington)

The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves. (Quote by - George Washington)

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. (Quote by - Cynthia Heimel)

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. (Quote by - Frank McKinney)

You [men] are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from? (Quote by - Mary Edwards Walker)

Our defense is in the preservation of the spirit which prizes liberty as a heritage of all men, in all lands, everywhere. Destroy this spirit and you have planted the seeds of despotism around your own doors. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy. (Quote by - Knights of Pythagoras)

Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number. (Quote by - Peter Arno)

What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine. (Quote by - Susan Sontag)

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. (Quote by - Napoleon Hill)

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

If any civilization is to survive, it is the morality of altruism that men have to reject. (Quote by - Ayn Rand)

I will not be concerned at other men's not knowing me;I will be concerned at my own want of ability. (Quote by - Confucius)

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. (Quote by - Katharine Hepburn)

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. (Quote by - Steve Martin)

The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it. (Quote by - Ayn Rand)

Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that. (Quote by - Golda Meir)

It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men. (Quote by - Mae West)

What we call Man's power over Nature turns out to be a power exercised by some men over other men with Nature as its instrument. (Quote by - C. S. Lewis)

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

A woman is like a tea bag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. (Quote by - Nancy Reagan)

It is a man's world, and you men can have it. (Quote by - Katherine Anne Porter)

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

There is no word equivalent to 'cuckold' for women. (Quote by - Joseph Epstein)

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

A hard man is good to find. (Quote by - Mae West)

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision. (Quote by - Ayn Rand)

Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition. Whether it be true or not, I can say for one that I have no other so great as that of being truly esteemed of my fellow men, by rendering myself worthy of their esteem. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. (Quote by - Ian Fleming)

Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more. (Quote by - James Thurber)

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. (Quote by - Helen Keller)

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. (Quote by - Yoko Ono)

Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have. (Quote by - Ronald Reagan)

I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties. (Quote by - Linda Ellerbee)

The superior man is distressed by the limitations of his ability; he is not distressed by the fact that men do not recognize the ability that he has. (Quote by - Confucius)

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. (Quote by - John Erskine)

The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman. (Quote by - Martin H. Fischer)

Nine men in ten are would be suicides. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without. (Quote by - Mae West)

When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)