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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. (Quote by - Lewis Grizzard)

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. (Quote by - Pauline Thomason)

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. (Quote by - David Bissonette)

The society of women is the element of good manners. (Quote by - Jonathan S. Haas)

Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort. (Quote by - Rubye Fields)

I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. (Quote by - Madame De Rieux)

There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies. (Quote by - Denis Diderot)

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. (Quote by - Oliver Herford)

All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations. (Quote by - Marge Piercy)

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (Quote by - Sam Kinison)

A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. (Quote by - Lady Marguerite Blessington)

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. (Quote by - Rogers)

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother. (Quote by - Lin YŁ-tang)

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older. (Quote by - Anouk Aimee)

Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. (Quote by - G. K. Chesterton)

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. (Quote by - Spanish Proverb)

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Quote by - Edgar Watson Howe)

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. (Quote by - Poor Jimmy's Almanac)

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. (Quote by - Ken Dodd)

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. (Quote by - Mae West)

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)


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