Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row. (Quote by - Coming to America)

For years has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. (Quote by - Bible)

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony. (Quote by - Jane Austen)

O marriage! marriage! what a curse is thine, Where hands alone consent and hearts abhor. (Quote by - Aaron Hill)

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. (Quote by - Jeseph Joubert)

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. (Quote by - Mademoiselle Madeleine de Scuderi)

What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will take care of that. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)

But happy they, the happiest of their kind! Whom gentler stars unite, and in one fate Their Hearts, their Fortunes, and their Beings blend. (Quote by - James Thomson (1))

If thou wouldst marry wisely, marry thine equal. (Quote by - Ovid)

Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday (Quote by - Old School)

She that weds well will wisely match her love, Nor be below her husband nor above. (Quote by - Ovid)

There's a bliss beyond all that the minstrel has told, When two, that are link'd in one heavenly tie, With heart never changing, and brow never cold, Love on thro' all ills, and love on till they die. (Quote by - Thomas Moore)

I am asham'd, that women are so simple To offer war, where they should kneel for peace Or seek for rule, supremacy, and sway, When they are bound to serve, love, and obey. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. (Quote by - Dave Meurer)

To keep the fire burning brightly, there's one easy rule keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart -- about a finger's breadth -- for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule. (Quote by - Marnie Reed Crowell)

As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight to drag thee down. (Quote by - Lord Alfred Tennyson)

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. (Quote by - George Levinger)

The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband how inconvenient he finds his wheelchair from time to time. (Quote by - Sarah Brady)

For parents to restrain the inclinations of their children in marriage is an usurped power. (Quote by - Henry Fielding)

On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich. (Quote by - Estee Lauder)

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks. (Quote by - Ogden Nash)

What are man and woman if not members of two very different and warring tribes Yet decade after decade, century after century, they attempt in marriage to reconcile and forge a union. Why I don't know. Biological imperative Divine law Or just a desire to connect to that mysterious other In any case, it's always struck me as a hopeful thing. (Quote by - Andrew Schneider)

To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness, and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part. (Quote by - Book of Common Prayer)

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Quote by - Clint Eastwood)

It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole Petrushka on the piano. (Quote by - Arthur Rubinstein)