And in conclusion she shall watch all night, And if she chance to nod I'll rail and brawl And with the clamor keep her still awake. This is a way to kill a wife with kindness, And thus I'll curb her mad and headstrong humor. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life's no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A double maintenance. (Quote by - John Ford)

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. (Quote by - Frances Rodman)

It is in vain for a man to be born fortunate, if he be unfortunate in his marriage. (Quote by - Andre Dacier)

A woman needs a stronger head than her own for counsel--she should marry. (Quote by - Pedro Calderon de la Barca)

Don't stay long when the husband is not at home. (Quote by - Japanese Proverbs)

You should indeed have longer tarried By the roadside before you married. (Quote by - Walter Savage Landor)

Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. (Quote by - Richard Willard Armour)

The moment a woman marries, some terrible revolution happens in her system; all her good qualities vanish, presto, like eggs out of a conjuror's box. 'Tis true that they appear on the other side of the box, but for the husband they are gone forever. (Quote by - William Henry Lytton Earle Bulwer)

Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred. (Quote by - William Orville Douglas)

There is no road to wealth so easy and respectable as that of matrimony. (Quote by - Anthony Trollope)

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)

Strong are the instincts with which God has guarded the sacredness of marriage. (Quote by - Maria Jane M'Intosh)

Oh! how many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring. (Quote by - Charles Churchill)

Divorce is the sacrament of adultery. (Quote by - G.F. Guichard)

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president' s spouse. I wish him well (Quote by - Barbara Bush)

Remember, it is as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman. (Quote by - William Makepeace Thackeray)

Thrice happy is that humble pair, Beneath the level of all care! Over whose heads those arrows fly Of sad distrust and jealousy. (Quote by - Edmund Waller)

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in love again. (Quote by - Judith Viorst)

House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the Lord. (Quote by - Bible)

Thou are mine, thou hast given thy word, Close, close in my arms thou are clinging; Alone for my ear thou art singing A song which no stranger hath heard: But afar from me yet, like a bird, Thy soul in some region unstirr'd On its mystical circuit is winging. (Quote by - Edmund Clarence Stedman)

I must, forsooth, be forced To give my hand opposed against my heart Unto a mad-brain rudesby, full of spleen, Who wooed in haste and means to wed at leisure. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

She is mine own, And I as rich in having such a jewel As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl, The water nectar and the rocks pure gold. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

Are we not one? are we not join'd by heav'n? Each interwoven with the other's fate? Are we not mix'd like streams of meeting rivers Whose blended waters are no more distinguish'd, But roll into the sea one common flood? (Quote by - Nicholas Rowe)