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Kitchen Quotes
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Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on. (Quote by - Similar)
If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life. (Quote by - Louis Parrish)
I love to get messy, especially in the kitchen (Quote by - Aria Giovanni)
Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities. (Quote by - Charles Bukowski)
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me. (Quote by - Glenn Close)
A women needs to be a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. (Quote by - Jerry Hall)
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. (Quote by - Harry S Truman)
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break. (Quote by - Mitch Hedberg)
Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football. (Quote by - Ron Atkinson)
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)
I can't take this any more, I'm out of here - on leaving Hell's Kitchen (Quote by - Dwain Chambers)
I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one. (Quote by - Anthony Daniels)
Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish it would. (Quote by - Ronald Reagan)