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The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner." (Quote by - Elmer Pasta)
I take him to McDonald's just to watch him eat and see the numbers change. (Quote by - Joan Rivers)
Calumny is only the noise of madmen. (Quote by - Diogenes of Sinope)
When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ, he gave her a lecture on anorexia. (Quote by - Wendy Morgan)
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. (Quote by - Sam Brown)
I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm, you were the quickest. (Quote by - Steven Pearl)
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. (Quote by - Simon Cowell)
If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you. (Quote by - Simon Cowell)
Apparently, he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine, if you get my drift. (Quote by - Dave Barry)
I've just learned about his illness; let's hope it's nothing trivial. (Quote by - Irvin S. Cobb)
You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult. (Quote by - Judge Hall)
Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. But then he has much to be modest about. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
The best way to procure insults is to submit to them. (Quote by - William Hazlitt)
Even rabbits insult an dead lion. (Quote by - Proverbs)