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Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot. (Quote by - Sherilyn Fenn)

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy? (Quote by - Michael Moore)

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression. (Quote by - Rube Goldberg)

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? (Quote by - Martin Farquhar Tupper)

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. (Quote by - David Ogilvy)

Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference. (Quote by - Kristin Hersh)

If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well be with actors as anyone else. They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better. (Quote by - Peter Finch)

I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there. I also want them to know that being successful is not the real world - that their parents get treated better because they're on TV. (Quote by - Al Roker)

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots. (Quote by - Eric Schmidt)

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed it. (Quote by - Gustave Flaubert)

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. (Quote by - Douglas Adams)

A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks. (Quote by - Jason Zebehazy)

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. (Quote by - Rich Cook)

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. (Quote by - George Jean Nathan)

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. (Quote by - Marcus Tullius Cicero)

It takes 50000 nuts to put a car together, but only one to scatter them all over the road. (Quote by - Darryl Somers)

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