Idiot Quotes
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Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots! (Quote by - Arthur Schopenhauer)
To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess. (Quote by - William Blake)
Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by government, he sent in his idiot to make an outrageous statement about Murphy Brown. (Quote by - Tim Robbins)
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? (Quote by - George Carlin)
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. (Quote by - Francois de La Rochefoucauld)
I think the terrorists are just idiots. (Quote by - Joel Madden)
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots. (Quote by - Dan Fogelberg)
Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am. (Quote by - Jeff Ament)
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. (Quote by - Rebecca West)
One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in this electronic village, all the village idiots have internet access. (Quote by - Peter Nelson)
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. (Quote by - Walter Kerr)
Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home. (Quote by - Patricia Heaton)
I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius. (Quote by - Leo Szilard)
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares. (Quote by - Igor Stravinsky)
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. (Quote by - Trey Parker)
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant. (Quote by - Ann Coulter)
To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought. (Quote by - Bruce McCulloch)
For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)
Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old. (Quote by - Wes Borland)
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. (Quote by - Karl Kraus)
Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots. (Quote by - Rob Schneider)
Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in time a scientific result will establish itself. (Quote by - David Hilbert)
But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for some reason, they feel they are not Chinese. (Quote by - Alex Chiu)
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)
Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It's not like they're a bunch of idiots. (Quote by - Jerry Pournelle)
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. (Quote by - Abe Lemons)
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. (Quote by - Blake Edwards)
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. (Quote by - Charlie Chaplin)
Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me? (Quote by - Gwynn Thomas)
I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots. (Quote by - Neil Cavuto)
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots. (Quote by - Mikhail Bakunin)
I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots. (Quote by - Johnny Depp)
I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. (Quote by - Muammar al-Gaddafi)
So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots. (Quote by - Todd Rundgren)
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. (Quote by - Otto von Bismarck)
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. (Quote by - Anton Chekhov)
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. (Quote by - Louis Aragon)
I never invite idiots to my house. (Quote by - Elizabeth Montagu)
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. (Quote by - Jimmy Fallon)
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. (Quote by - Horace Mann)
Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is concerned. (Quote by - Billy Higgins)
I think that most artists are leaning towards fragile idiots. (Quote by - Josh Silver)
We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less. (Quote by - Ralph Bunche)
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. (Quote by - John Lennon)
Only idiots refuse to change their minds. (Quote by - Brigitte Bardot)
I'm all in favour of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius. (Quote by - Leo Szilard)
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession. (Quote by - Katharine Hepburn)
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot. (Quote by - Leo Durocher)
Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot. (Quote by - Sherilyn Fenn)
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy? (Quote by - Michael Moore)
I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression. (Quote by - Rube Goldberg)
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? (Quote by - Martin Farquhar Tupper)
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. (Quote by - David Ogilvy)
Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)
I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference. (Quote by - Kristin Hersh)
If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well be with actors as anyone else. They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better. (Quote by - Peter Finch)
I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there. I also want them to know that being successful is not the real world - that their parents get treated better because they're on TV. (Quote by - Al Roker)
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. (Quote by - Dave Barry)
People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots. (Quote by - Eric Schmidt)
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed it. (Quote by - Gustave Flaubert)
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. (Quote by - Douglas Adams)
A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks. (Quote by - Jason Zebehazy)
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. (Quote by - Rich Cook)
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. (Quote by - George Jean Nathan)
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. (Quote by - Marcus Tullius Cicero)
It takes 50000 nuts to put a car together, but only one to scatter them all over the road. (Quote by - Darryl Somers)
