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Humor Quotes
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
How do the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves the porch light on? (Quote by - Tom Waits)
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. (Quote by - Sir Winston Churchill)
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. (Quote by - Victor Borge)
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. (Quote by - Jack Handey)
Unconscious humor. (Quote by - Samuel Butler)
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. (Quote by - Agnes Repplier)
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. (Quote by - Mary Pettibone Poole)
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. (Quote by - Max Eastman)
We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers. (Quote by - Marguerite Gardiner)
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny. (Quote by - Jack Handey)
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. (Quote by - Romain Gary)
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.' (Quote by - Jack Handey)
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. (Quote by - Robert Braul)