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Housework Quotes
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A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. (Quote by - Lucille Kallen)
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)
Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. (Quote by - Simone De Beauvoir)
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. (Quote by - Chuck Clark)
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. (Quote by - Kin Hubbard)
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. (Quote by - Anne Gibbons)
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. (Quote by - Heloise Cruse)
It's all in the attitude - housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home! (Quote by - Linda Solegato)
The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters--from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number--a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him. (Quote by - Crystal Eastman)
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966)
They shared the chores of living as some couples do--she did most of the work and he appreciated it. (Quote by - Paula Gosling)
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. (Quote by - Dave Barry)
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. (Quote by - Joe Ryan)