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How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? (Quote by - Jacques Plante)


Don't go through life without goals. (Quote by - Hockey Saying)


Hockey is murder on ice. (Quote by - Jim Murray)


Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too. (Quote by - Chris Rock)


I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. (Quote by - Brad Hull)


Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. (Quote by - John Leonard)


Red ice sells hockey tickets. (Quote by - Bob Stewart)


By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. (Quote by - Steve Rushin)


My other car is a Zamboni. (Quote by - Hockey Saying)


All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. (Quote by - Gordie Howe)




We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. (Quote by - Bobby Clarke)


My goal is to deny yours. (Quote by - Hockey Saying)


I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)


A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. (Quote by - Jimmy Cannon)


Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. (Quote by - Jim McKenny)



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