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Golf Quotes
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I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. (Quote by - Joe E. Louis)
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. (Quote by - Sam Snead)
I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win. (Quote by - Arnold Palmer)
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)
Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's. (Quote by - Grantland Rice)
Golf is a good walk spoiled. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport. (Quote by - Julius Boros)
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love. (Quote by - Tiger Woods)
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. (Quote by - Horace G. Hutchinson)
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. (Quote by - Will Rogers)
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. (Quote by - Gardner Dickinson)
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around. (Quote by - Rick Reilly)
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. (Quote by - William Wordsworth)
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. (Quote by - Dean Martin)