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Dating Quotes
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A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. (Quote by - Cher)
It is better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. (Quote by - Alfred Lord Tennyson)
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. (Quote by - Wendy Leibman)
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? (Quote by - Judy Tenuta)
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. (Quote by - Garry Shandling)
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. (Quote by - Garry Shandling)
If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. (Quote by - Jennifer Lopez)
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Quote by - Jim Bishop)
I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy. (Quote by - George Andrew Olah)
Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. (Quote by - The Dictionary of Dating)
My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys (Quote by - Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer. (Quote by - Michelle Landry)
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. (Quote by - Doug Coupland)
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers! (Quote by - Meg Cabot)
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen. (Quote by - Conan O'Brien)
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)