Dating Quotes
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. (Quote by - Susan Healy)
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. (Quote by - Robert De Niro)
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule. (Quote by - Jennifer Love Hewitt)
I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me. (Quote by - Josie Maran)
The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written; some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98; but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others. (Quote by - Simon Greenleaf)
There is no golden rule of dating, except to make sure that it engages both of you; too many people go to a cinema for a first date and of course don't say a word, that's a bad thing! (Quote by - Steven Hill)
I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general. (Quote by - Jason Schwartzman)
I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life. (Quote by - Ben Affleck)
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. (Quote by - Scott Roeben)
After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners. (Quote by - Melinda Gates)
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer. (Quote by - Rita Mae Brown)
You're talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I've never really been a dater. (Quote by - Stockard Channing)
Me and Justin are not dating. I don't have a boyfriend. I am an independent woman' - Britney tried to convince everyone she wasn't dating Justin, during a time when she was! (Quote by - Britney Spears)
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed. (Quote by - Bill Maher)
You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else. (Quote by - Priscilla Presley)
I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating. (Quote by - Brooke Burns)
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. (Quote by - Scott Roeben)
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person. (Quote by - Britney Spears)
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children. (Quote by - Murphy's Laws of Sex)
I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy. (Quote by - Vanessa Hudgens)
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. (Quote by - Jenny McCarthy)
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (Quote by - Rita Rudner)
Attraction is not a choice. (Quote by - David DeAngelo)
Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing. (Quote by - Jason Schwartzman)
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. (Quote by - Andy Warhol)
The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby. (Quote by - Fabio)
If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile. (Quote by - Erik Von Markovik)
It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating. (Quote by - Luke Wilson)
No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry. (Quote by - Maurice Gibb)
The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age. (Quote by - Davidson Black)
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day (Quote by - and another, in case it doesn't rain. (Quote by - Mae West)
Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know (Quote by - you're bad luck." (Quote by - Tom Arnold)
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating. (Quote by - Leonardo DiCaprio)
I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?' (Quote by - Jules Asner)
I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it. (Quote by - Shaun Cassidy)
I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it. (Quote by - Torrie Wilson)
I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though. (Quote by - Julie Bowen)
I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life? (Quote by - Loretta Young)
About age thirty most women think about having children, most men think about dating them. (Quote by - Judy Carter)
My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff. (Quote by - Cuba Gooding, Jr.)
So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing. (Quote by - Gavin DeGraw)
On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up. (Quote by - Sandra Bullock)
I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? (Quote by - Kristin Davi)
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. (Quote by - Scott Adams)
The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh. (Quote by - Steve Albini)
Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her. (Quote by - Lorna Luft)
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses. (Quote by - H.L. Mencken)
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. (Quote by - Plato)
A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows. (Quote by — Monica Piper)
I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends. (Quote by - David Gallagher)
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'. (Quote by - Kelly Osbourne)
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. (Quote by - Martha Beck)
I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits. (Quote by - Scott Roeben)
I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life. (Quote by - Daphne Zuniga)
I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be. (Quote by - John Stamos)
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!' (Quote — Steven Wright)
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one. (Quote by - Moon Unit Zappa)
Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day. (Quote by - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib)
What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. (Quote by - Julia Roberts)
I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me! (Quote by - Andie MacDowell)
I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after college, getting an entry level magazine job at 21, working in the fiction department at Good Housekeeping and then working as a fashion editor there as well as writing many articles for the magazine. (Quote by - Judith Krantz)
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. (Quote by - Rod Stewart)
It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever. (Quote by - Rosario Dawson)
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. (Quote by - Wendy Liebman)
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. (Quote by - Ben Affleck)
At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting. (Quote by - Kato Kaelin)
I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus. (Quote by - Daphne Zuniga)
Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again. (Quote by - Rebecca Romijn)
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. (Quote by - Cher)
It is better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. (Quote by - Alfred Lord Tennyson)
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. (Quote by - Wendy Leibman)
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? (Quote by - Judy Tenuta)
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. (Quote by - Garry Shandling)
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. (Quote by - Garry Shandling)
If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. (Quote by - Jennifer Lopez)
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Quote by - Jim Bishop)
I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy. (Quote by - George Andrew Olah)
Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. (Quote by - The Dictionary of Dating)
My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys (Quote by - Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer. (Quote by - Michelle Landry)
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. (Quote by - Doug Coupland)
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers! (Quote by - Meg Cabot)
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile. (Quote by - Mae West)
